Sixty pounds Sir - and here's your three points

I really wouldn't mind if some group of evil swine on the mainland were
to start picking off Plod anywhere he was seen to be waving a Hairdryer.

I was rather peeved in 1997 when Clamping/Removal came into force in
Lunnon that Provo didn't have the foresight, imagination and sense of
fun to rig carbombs with tremblers and park them in awkward places.

Oi Bee, we have a new job for you.....

 

He did, didn't he?




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Just take the keys out of the ignition.

Stupid, I know.

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I can't, I broke both thumbs in the crash.

Just a tad.

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Krusty

'03 Tiger 955i
'02 MV Senna (for sale) '96 Tiger (for sale)
'79 Fantic Hiro 250 (for sale) '81 Corvette (for sale)

 

Well, you won't be dialling a phone then

Oh aye. And what happens with these funky cars that sense the key fob in
your pocket, I wonder to myself?


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www.cuore-sportivo.co.uk

 

You mean you haven't got voice dialling? Pikey!

*Good* point.

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Krusty

'03 Tiger 955i
'02 MV Senna (for sale) '96 Tiger (for sale)
'79 Fantic Hiro 250 (for sale) '81 Corvette (for sale)

 

<Packs semaphore flags>

 

Sounds like bollocks to me.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Champ

No, I think it must be the key. I can't see your option making any sense
at all.

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest"

I have already made the greatest contribution to the fight against climate
change that I can make: I have decided not to breed. Now quit bugging me and
go and talk to the Catholics.

 

So pulling off the road and parking up to make/answer a call is illegal,
what a bastard!

--
Malc

Rusted and ropy.
Dog-eared old copy.
Vintage and classic,
or just plain Jurassic:
all words to describe me.

 

No, it's not. It's what you are actually told to do, instead of making
the call while the car is moving. the copper got it wrong, and the twonk
was too silly to argue the toss in court.

 

This should make it completely clear. Should, but doesn't.
http://www.crimereduction.homeoffice.gov.uk/vehiclecrime/vehiclecrime38.htm
"If the phone rings while the car is moving, then the driver must stop at the side of the road before
answering."

 

Well they did my wife for it and when I discussed it with JP his view was we
couldn't fight it. We did write to the Chief Constable but he didn't even
have the good manners to reply.

 

More relevantly: "The ban also applies to driving while stopped at traffic
lights or in a traffic jam. While the car is under the control of a driver,
then that driver cannot use a mobile phone. An exception is made in lengthy
tailbacks when the engine is turned off."

I think the third sentence applies here. Of course that assumes the cop
knows what the law is and, as we have already observed, they have been known
to make the law up to suit the occasion.

 

Deeply fuckwitted and unpleasantly symptomatic of a **** with a small
brain and a power complex.

 

you can drive a car perfectly easily without the keys in the ignition. just
let the handbrake off, and give it a little shove if it's not on a slope.

 

Not sure my definition of "perfectly easily" would match yours - have
you ever tried driving a car with power steering when it doesn't have
power?

 

Then crash at the first bend when the steering lock kicks in. Not
possible in most autos either - won't go out of Park without the keys
in.

<thinks>

Why am I taking this seriously?

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Krusty

'03 Tiger 955i
'02 MV Senna (for sale) '96 Tiger (for sale)
'79 Fantic Hiro 250 (for sale) '81 Corvette (for sale)

 

You want to steer as well?

 

well, there you go. you can't crash unless you're driving. qed.