Just watching Michael Palin on the boob tube. He's in Peshawar, I think, at the bull racing. What they do, they have a pair of racing bulls, side by side, towing a thing the size of a tea-tray. On this, the rider stands. He also has a set of reins, more, I think, for holding on than guiding his animals. The bulls get a big slug of home-brewed fire-water before the off. Then the whole caboodle fucks off at high speed up the field. Madness. Injury and death is not uncommon, apparently, and the crowd also appear to be fair game when the bulls decide to leave the track at a tangent...