SMIDSY

Me this morning on my way into work. filtering down the outside to a
set of lights bloke desides to pull into a petrol station without
indicating or looking. Just spent two hours in the DRI in
derby.....outcome, one broken left hand and a fucked zx9r.

andy

 

Can you still masturbate?

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, andy broadhurst

Clumsy ****.

You won't want to hear this, but filtering past things like petrol
stations is *really* fucking dangerous, because the dozy cunts get
bored, see the station and decide to turn. Then they're really impatient
to get in there because they've been queuing and... BANG!

GWS.

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest"

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (Fallen apart) Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single"
Norton 850 Commando Kawasaki GTR1400

 

oh yes.......and the missus will help out

 

it is, thats why i'm always really carefull. just had a call from
traffic plod, they are doing the dozy **** for driving without due care
and attension.

the police don't think he was turning into the petrol station, they
think he saw that the right hand lane at the lights was empty and was
going to shoot down the outside so he wouldn't have to wait.



hopefully the insurance will be simple !

 

FBOTY?
GWS.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, andy broadhurst

*Excellent*

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest"

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (Fallen apart) Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single"
Norton 850 Commando Kawasaki GTR1400

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Eiron

Ooh! Good point!

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest"

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (Fallen apart) Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single"
Norton 850 Commando Kawasaki GTR1400

 

Wicked Uncle Nigel says...

Sorry, but I think Dynamic has the FBOTY, he destroyed his Firestorm at
Oulton Park going into Old Hall at about 100mph on Jan 12th.

 

I missed that.
Molly's rules are rather complicated. For all we know, Nige might have it
for the first bed-accident of the year.

Is this where you call me a **** and kill-file me?

 

i think nige deserves that for the bed incident

oh and ta

 

*Perk*. Looks that way, doesn't it?

 

Racetracks are like Foreign: "They don't count".

 

Good work, that Plod.

 

Although I am not 100% sure about foreign this is as I understand it. I
could be wrong mind

 

Is that a record? longest stretch into the year without a bin?

 

If you want a simple insurance claim, hit a wall or dive off into a
hedge.

 

It may well be. By strange coincidence though I was thinking only
yesterday that if things kept up like this it would be nearly summer
before the first nominations went in.

 

I'm still waiting for a *simple* insurance claim for my gear off a bloke
who set off from stationary through a red light and into the side of my
bike last May.

I've stopped holding my breath now.

 

Nah, I got to 7th Feb for mine in 2003