Snores

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by BGN On Tour, Oct 16, 2008.

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    BGN On Tour Guest

    Well, he's snoring. I can't sleep with this noise. He looks sweet
    sleeping but I'm not going to wake him up. I'm off home.

    Husband material, I think, but early days yet. I like him, he makes me
    happy and makes me smile, even if he is from Liverpool.

    What are the general thoughts on office relationships? Yes/No?

    --Nick.

    P.S. I can't find a working lighter so I've had to light a fag using
    his oven as the induction hob wasn't having any of it. Resourceful =
    me.
     
    BGN On Tour, Oct 16, 2008
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    Champ Guest

    I met my wife at work.

    I'm divorced now.

    hth
     
    Champ, Oct 16, 2008
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    wessie Guest

    has to be better than fawning over plastic potatoes[1]

    anyway, I thought you wanted to drive a train...


    [1] assuming this is not the Chatham Chomper
     
    wessie, Oct 16, 2008
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    wessie Guest

    I don't think the bit that goes here is going to happen to Nick
     
    wessie, Oct 16, 2008
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    Gyp Guest

    In message
    I can't help with the fag I'm afraid
     
    Gyp, Oct 16, 2008
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  6. Linda? She's a sweetie. She must be away or something.
     
    The Older Gentleman, Oct 16, 2008
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    Ace Guest

    I'm divorced from the first one that I met in a pub.

    Anyway, I didn't know you were married. Did I miss something?
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    Ace, Oct 16, 2008
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    Cane Guest

    It came as a shock when they told us TBH. She's very nice.
     
    Cane, Oct 16, 2008
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    crn Guest

    Run and hide.
    Snoring -> sleep deprivation == torture.
    You would be a screaming wreck within weeks.
     
    crn, Oct 16, 2008
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    CT Guest

    At least he'll sound better when he's asleep than when he's talking.
     
    CT, Oct 16, 2008
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    Ace Guest

    So you weren't invited either? Bastard, eh?
    DSTIUTA then?
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    Ace, Oct 16, 2008
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    T i m Guest

    I met my second wife (to be) at work (when I still had the first one).
    They went out for a meal, saved me cooking for both of them. ;-)
    Me neither (and that surprises me).
     
    T i m, Oct 16, 2008
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    Cane Guest

    Wouldn't have been able to go if I was TBH, too damn busy.
    Hang on, I'll ask.
     
    Cane, Oct 16, 2008
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    Cane Guest

    True, although we've been married 10 years tomorrow... so she owes me
    a fiver.
     
    Cane, Oct 16, 2008
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    Cane Guest

    It's been known ;-)
     
    Cane, Oct 16, 2008
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    Hog Guest

    Just get him along for some Microwave treatment Nick. Nasal and soft
    palette. It's isn't expensive, takes just a few minutes and the
    recovery cycle isn't so painful. Works by shrinking the tissue behind
    the surface layer, tightening the membranes and increasing the airways.
     
    Hog, Oct 16, 2008
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    Pete Fisher Guest

    <makes double appointment for wedding anniversary>
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    Pete Fisher, Oct 16, 2008
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    Cane Guest

    I'm now picturing her response when she reads this later this evening.
     
    Cane, Oct 16, 2008
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    Champ Guest

    <thinks>

    Ooh, congratulations!
    And long may it continue. I thought your missus was mesmerisingly
    wonderful.
     
    Champ, Oct 16, 2008
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    Simon Wilson Guest

    Have you CIHAGM on his bike yet? Lookout V&M!
     
    Simon Wilson, Oct 16, 2008
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