So, Mr AndrewR, tell me about this God chap of yours...

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Patrick Evans, Dec 15, 2004.

  1. ....because if the blank-eyed Himmler's resigned, my prayers must have
    been going to someone after all.
     
    Patrick Evans, Dec 15, 2004
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  2. Patrick Evans

    AndrewR Guest

    Yes, God is all powerful - which is why he can do stuff like remove Blind
    Pew from office - but he moves in mysterious ways - which is how that shower
    of cunts got in in the first place.

    He's also available for christenings, weddings and funerals, although he
    doesn't work Saturdays.

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    The speccy Geordie twat.
     
    AndrewR, Dec 15, 2004
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  3. Oi!
    What about Bah Mitzvahs?
    I suppose they are extra.
    Already.

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    Colonel Tupperware, Dec 15, 2004
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  4. Patrick Evans

    _Ginge Guest

    The best comment I've seen on the Internet so far is:

    Hopefully we'll see him at a fathers for justice demo soon, dressed as
    the superhero - Daredevil.
     
    _Ginge, Dec 15, 2004
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    tallbloke Guest

    Charles Clarke has been named as Home Secretary as the replacement for David
    Blunkett...
     
    tallbloke, Dec 15, 2004
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    porl Guest

    I don't get it. Is it that it's funny that he's blind?
     
    porl, Dec 15, 2004
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  7. Patrick Evans

    _Ginge Guest

    On it's own, no.
     
    _Ginge, Dec 16, 2004
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    petrolcan Guest

    the cont known as AndrewR says...
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    Because visiting his new kids?

    Hang on, don't you have something or other to do with the CSA?
     
    petrolcan, Dec 16, 2004
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  9. Patrick Evans

    AndrewR Guest

    TBH I'd prefer anybody, up to an including a diminutive Austrian with a
    dodgy 'tache, to this lot.

    God help me, I'm even thinking of voting Lib Dem next time out.

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    The speccy Geordie twat.
     
    AndrewR, Dec 16, 2004
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  10. Patrick Evans

    AndrewR Guest

    Nah, I've voted Conservative a few times and I'm not ashamed of it. Up
    until Blair and his lot they were better than a bunch of cunts who looked
    like for two pins they'd be out selling "Socialist Worker".

    While I didn't really enjoy Nick Cohen's "Pretty Straight Guys" I would
    agree with his argument that Labour have adopted a position to the right of
    the traditional Conservative party and, in doing so, pushed the tories even
    further right. Unlike Cohen I don't mourn for the loss of a party that
    disapproves of capitalism and wants to redistribute wealth to the workers,
    but as the tories were about as far right as I wanted to go it's left me a
    bit short of people to vote for.
    Who's left when you've got Labour at the right, Conservative at the even
    further right and UKIP dismissing Ghengis Khan as a moderate[1]?
    We're all going to hell, just enjoy the ride.

    [1] Well he was in favour of a united Asia.

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    The speccy Geordie twat.
     
    AndrewR, Dec 16, 2004
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    dwb Guest

    I wouldn't vote for Labour ever - not after Blair (especially not with Brown
    in the offing).

    The joys of opinion and democracy.
     
    dwb, Dec 16, 2004
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    AndrewR Guest

     
    AndrewR, Dec 16, 2004
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    Ace Guest

    He's a politician, a labour politician, a jockanese labour politician
    and a member of Blair's labour government. How much worse could he
    get?
     
    Ace, Dec 16, 2004
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    M J Carley Guest

     
    M J Carley, Dec 16, 2004
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  15. Patrick Evans

    darsy Guest

    why are we only raising the porridge-wog card now?
    /Blair/ was born in Edinburgh...
     
    darsy, Dec 16, 2004
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  16. Patrick Evans

    AndrewR Guest

     
    AndrewR, Dec 16, 2004
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  17. Patrick Evans

    darsy Guest

    M J Carley wrote:
    [Nick Cohen's "Pretty Straight Guys"]
    I found his argument in favour of the war strangely attractive, but
    since I'd also read John Kampfner's "Blair's Wars", ultimately
    unconvincing. The rest of the book was very interesting - and
    entertaining - reading.
     
    darsy, Dec 16, 2004
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    AndrewR Guest

     
    AndrewR, Dec 16, 2004
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    mups Guest

    Bear says...
     
    mups, Dec 16, 2004
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  20. Patrick Evans

    darsy Guest

    mups wrote:

    [Nick Cohen's "Pretty Straight Guys"]
    What? PSG was fucking *hilarious*.
    I expect it's because your Northern.
     
    darsy, Dec 16, 2004
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