So why is it...

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Ben, Jan 1, 2009.

  1. Ben

    Ben Guest

    ....things that should be really easy turn out to be a complete pain in
    the arse, and things that you expect to be difficult turn out to be a
    doddle?

    And on a similar note, why are women like buses? You get one and then
    loads come along at once.

    Discuss.
     
    Ben, Jan 1, 2009
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  2. Ben

    Cane Guest

    You're doing DIY, aren't you.
    Dunno, you tell me.
    Javelin.
     
    Cane, Jan 1, 2009
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  3. Ben

    wessie Guest

    Is this a parenting or adultery thread?

    quintuplets or fathers for justice?
     
    wessie, Jan 1, 2009
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  4. Ben

    Cane Guest

    aha "is it a boy or a typist?"
     
    Cane, Jan 1, 2009
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  5. Ben

    Krusty Guest

    Because things are never what you expect.
    Dunno, but if you've got some spares...

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    Krusty, Jan 1, 2009
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  6. Ben

    Ben Guest

    Well, they do and have. Not given in to temptation yet.
     
    Ben, Jan 1, 2009
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  7. Ben

    Ben Guest

    Not the former of either. Not the latter. Just... potential.
     
    Ben, Jan 1, 2009
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  8. Ben

    Ben Guest

    That's very true.
    Definitely got one spare.
     
    Ben, Jan 1, 2009
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  9. Ben

    Ben Guest

    I only read the articles.
     
    Ben, Jan 1, 2009
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  10. Ben

    Krusty Guest

    Jpeg?

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    '03 Tiger 955i
    '02 MV Senna (for sale) '96 Tiger (for sale)
    '79 Fantic Hiro 250 (for sale) '81 Corvette (for sale)
     
    Krusty, Jan 1, 2009
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  11. Ben

    Ben Guest

    'fraid not. 25 yr old air-hostess. Brunette. Tall. Slim.
     
    Ben, Jan 1, 2009
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  12. Ben

    Cane Guest

    One day, maybe, you'll be sitting in a comfy chair with a tarten
    blanket on your lap to keep you warm between the cups of milky tea they
    bring you. The only other thing you'll have to keep you warm are the
    memories of all the wonderful, dreadful things you did over the course
    of your life.

    You wouldn't want to be cold, would you?
     
    Cane, Jan 1, 2009
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  13. Ben

    Krusty Guest

    Oh. Probably not a go-er then unless she's into older men.

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    '03 Tiger 955i
    '02 MV Senna (for sale) '96 Tiger (for sale)
    '79 Fantic Hiro 250 (for sale) '81 Corvette (for sale)
     
    Krusty, Jan 1, 2009
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  14. Ben

    Cane Guest

    Jpeg?
     
    Cane, Jan 1, 2009
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  15. Ben

    Krusty Guest

    Heh. Sorry, you're not my type.

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    '03 Tiger 955i
    '02 MV Senna (for sale) '96 Tiger (for sale)
    '79 Fantic Hiro 250 (for sale) '81 Corvette (for sale)
     
    Krusty, Jan 1, 2009
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  16. Ben

    Cane Guest

    I'm a grower
     
    Cane, Jan 1, 2009
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  17. Ben

    Krusty Guest

    Get back to me when you've grown a front-bottom. And no, please don't
    send me a naked photo of you with your willy tucked between your legs.

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    '03 Tiger 955i
    '02 MV Senna (for sale) '96 Tiger (for sale)
    '79 Fantic Hiro 250 (for sale) '81 Corvette (for sale)
     
    Krusty, Jan 1, 2009
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  18. Ben

    Cane Guest

    <goes to make tea so I can spit it out in horror>
     
    Cane, Jan 1, 2009
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  19. Ben

    Cane Guest

    <puts down camera>

    Damn.
     
    Cane, Jan 1, 2009
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  20. Ben

    des Guest

    Because women are twisted.

    Take my advice, son .. never, _ever_ trust anything a woman tells you.

    D.

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    des, Jan 1, 2009
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