So why is it...

Truly Nigel is the Ring-bearer.

 

BGN, OTOH, is the ring-stretcher.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Pip

I've been thinking about his problem. Not much, but in moments of
idleness...

It seems to me, that in a spirit of understanding and acceptance, BGN
should invest in one of these:

<https://www.annsummers.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/ProductDisplay?prod
uctId=42053&storeId=10001&catalogId=40151&langId=-1>

Then he can grease it up a bit, and shove it up his own arse.

Then he can explain to prospective partners that it doesn't really hurt
at all.

 

http://www.pre.org/gap/gap13.jpg

 

Strange coves people.

I never imagined your legs would be so hairy.

 

I feel ill.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Andy Bonwick

You. *YOU*, resorting to post-editing.

UKRM is dead.

 

http://www.pre.org/gap/gap13.jpg[/QUOTE]

I really shouldn't have looked at some of the other pictures 8~[

 

Oh my good God.

 

'Nige' wrote...
<snip>


Ere Nige, can you email me a valid email address? Ta.

 

Hah hah hah!

Nige: did you get the email I sent (to your valid email address) last night?

 

it's just resting.

 

I was going for irony, FFS.

 

I really shouldn't have looked at some of the other pictures 8~[[/QUOTE]

One of them should be familiar to anyone who saw goatse.cx in its
heyday.

 

"He knew all the tricks ..."

 

It's still perfectly servicable, but the point, and clique interface,
could both be improved.

 

Ouch.

 

no-one's ever accused me of being vicious...

 

nice second comma.

 

There should be something that tells you why a message is regarded as
spam, or a way of adding me to a whitelist or similar.