Someone's having a larf (innit)

http://www.argos.co.uk/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/Search?storeId=10001&cat
alogId=2501&langId=-1&searchTerms=chav

 

Luckily I'm eagle eyed and spotted the fact you referenced "chav" as the
search.

They did have a nice sterling silver ring in there, only trouble was, it
had fucking Ben Sherman written all over it.

Then I found this:

http://www.themetalmine.co.uk

*Drool*

 

Jesus Champ, your chat up lines are getting rubbish.

 

Are you gay?

 

A lot gayer than yesterday, although picking up last weeks wages this
morning took the shine off it a bit.

 

flashgorman said...

I dunno, short and to the point. I can't stand all this beating about
the bush, buying dinner, expensive pressies etc, only to be sent
packing.

Best chat up line I ever used was "You're gorgeous, I'd like to have sex
with you". It worked 5 or 6 times.

 

Lozzo says...

The scatter gun approach innit. Ask enough people and eventually
somebody will say yes.

 

Yebbut, I'd have thought a gentleman of Champ's age would be more refined.
Y'know hang around waiting for WC to drop his best silk hankerchief, that
kind of thing.

 

despite his having a girlfriend, and looking like Lurch, I think he
probably is quite a bit gay.

 

mups said...

The 3% principle is what I call it. Ask 100 girls and 3 will say yes. I
tend to ask the same girl 33 times, by which time she usually cracks.

 

"No, but my cock's a bit bent"

 

You've seen it then. It doesn't all fit in my strides when I get a
stiffy in public, so it had to yield to the pressure somewhere <g>

 

In

amended ... HTH ;o)


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Steve Parry said...

You can go off some people you know

 

Is that your line for the 34th time of asking?

 

I read that as "hanging about the WC"

 

Wait and see if he goes for the first option in the Pendants section.

 

Champ said...

At the risk of doing a Murray, isn't it the same thing?

 

Mike said...

Summat like that.

 

Whinging Courier wrote

You like that shit do you? Talk to Auvache then, he knows a number of
silversmiths and would be quite happy to add 20% to their already
extortionate prices for custom made silver jewellery.