Speaker nearly down

21st June.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Simon Wilson

Here is a pome, wot I wrote:

The speaker, old Mick from the Gorbals
Couldn't stop all the toffs buying baubles
With the John Lewis list
They all took the piss
So the next speaker needs some more balls.

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest"

I have already made the greatest contribution to the fight against climate
change that I can make: I have decided not to breed. Now quit bugging me and
go and talk to the Catholics.

 

Sorely tempted to x-post this to upce, but resisted manfully.

 

ditto

 

Don't worry. I'd cheerfully see the little spazz buried in an unmarked
grave.

 

Racist!

 

And it's a limerick, not a poem.


--
Beav

VN 750
Zed 1000
OMF# 19

 

#A lovely little Speaker, but a bugger when he's pissed.

 

if only

--


Nige,

BMW K1200S
Range Rover Vogue
Suzuki GSX-R600 Racebike

 

Err, no. Google she say 1 mile.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, bod43

Oh for *****'s* sake...

It was a fucking limerick, OK?

Only fucking UKRM would try to deconstruct a fucking limerick.

You cunts.

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest"

I have already made the greatest contribution to the fight against climate
change that I can make: I have decided not to breed. Now quit bugging me and
go and talk to the Catholics.

 

"Life's too short to diagram usenet."