Splendidly incompetent

On Sun, 10 Aug 2008 08:16:50 -0600, vulgarandmischevious

At the moment I need a hot water bottle, painkillers and ice cream.

That Vapours lyric might sound cool but it really isn't fun when They
decide they want a picture...

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Snowleopard

Certainly not!

The very idea...

 

Damn, ginged.

 

Yes pet. I meant the website she had a link to in the article...

 

On Mon, 11 Aug 2008 14:43:33 +0100, Wicked Uncle Nigel

yeeeeeeeeeeeees?

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Snowleopard

Well, for a start, being you you'd catch your foreskin in your zip.

Every time.

 

On Mon, 11 Aug 2008 20:28:08 +0100, Wicked Uncle Nigel

Only in the kitchen ;~)

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Snowleopard

Common mistake amongst new owners of penises.

It's not a cooking implement.

 

Not even for basting?

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Colin Irvine

Good point, well made.

It's not just a cooking implement.

And remind me not to have dinner with you.

 

You don't fancy a spit roast then?

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Lady Nina

Not really. Do you?

 

Who's cooking?

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Lady Nina

So long as it's not Colin, who cares?

Anyway, you've never struck me as a "spit" girl.

More of a "swallow". Or, just possibly, "gargle".

 

Of Colin basting...

I bet Pat polishes off everything he gives her.

For some reason I'm grinning broadly and saying nothing.

 

If you two have *quite* finished ...

 

yeah - you shouldn't speak with your mouth full