Sprouts

I popped into Homebase yesterday and they were setting out the Christmas
decorations.

Does that mean I missed the summer?

 

It's the senility Grandad. You were there, it happened.

 

Tesco has been pushing cake and puddings for the festive season since
September.

 

You know Christmas is close when they start selling Easter eggs.

 

Not quite, summer ends at 5:15 this afternoon... Plenty of riding time
left then...

 

I did.

After a morning finishing up the new integral wine rack and cocking up
the mitre cuts on my new skirting, we ventured off to darkest Wiltshire
and took lunch in my father's blissfully-warm conservatory.

It struck me how much better I'd done his skirting than I'd done my own.
Ah well, the only person that'll notice will be T.