Starter motors - difference between car and bike ones

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by YTC#1, Jan 21, 2010.

  1. Don't you get bored of attracting all of these issue-filled people like
    so many iron filings to a magnet?
     
    stephen.packer, Jan 26, 2010
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  2. YTC#1

    . Guest

    No, no, this is what gives meaning to Neil Murray's banal life.

    He is the editor of Foodnews, a subscription trade magazine that
    publishes news of international commodity market trends in dried
    fruits, nuts, and fruit juice.

    He is extremely bored with his good paying job, so he spends his
    leisure time starting arguments with strangers on Usenet newsgroups.

    Then he acts like he is the aggrieved party.

    Neil Murray will choose a victim in another newsgroup who wants to
    talk seriously about motorcycles and motorcycle technology and
    undermine every statement.

    Once he has gotten his victim to take him seriously, he will cross
    post his messages to ukrm, and whatever newsgroup he has invaded will
    be taken over by his wanker friends.

    I should point out that American motorcyclists are usually older than
    "The Older Gentleman" and they are sucked in by his representation of
    himself as being older, and inherently polite and gentlemanly.

    Neil Murray has suggested that I shouldn't tell the invaded newsgroups
    about who he is and what he's doing.
     
    ., Jan 26, 2010
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    . Guest

    It must be the Leonard Street in Hackney, EC2 then. That's close to
    High Street.

    Thanks.
     
    ., Jan 26, 2010
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    Catman Guest

    .. wrote:
    Now I *know* you're a troll. That's just not possible.
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    116 Giulietta 3.0l Sprint 1.7 GTV TS GT 3.2 V6
    Triumph Sprint ST 1050: It's blue, see.
    www.cuore-sportivo.co.uk
     
    Catman, Jan 26, 2010
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    Andy Bonwick Guest

    How could anyone get fed up with knowing they're antagonising full on
    idiots? I'm convinced that if winding up lunatics was an Olympic sport
    TOG would have more gold medals than Steve Redgrave.
     
    Andy Bonwick, Jan 26, 2010
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    . Guest

    TOG's behavior is dysfunctional. He was starved for attention as a
    lad, so he
    would wet his bed, start small fires, and torment his little pets.

    TOG probably grinds his teeth in his sleep...
     
    ., Jan 26, 2010
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    YTC#1 Guest

    **** off, I think I am older than him !
     
    YTC#1, Jan 26, 2010
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  8. <Boggle>

    No, it isn't.

    Do you know how many High Streets there are in London, let alone the UK?

    Brush up on your stalking, dear one.
     
    The Older Gentleman, Jan 26, 2010
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    Gaidheal Guest

    He's a young punk, no more than 55 years old, and he's been playing
    "The Older Gentleman" role for at least ten years.

    A police officer once referred to him as "the older gentleman" when
    arresting him and a pack of his friends, so he adopted that as a
    reactionary nickname to ridicule authority.

    There's a picture of the flabby, out of shape Neil Murray here:

    http://www.rootsofpeace.org/documen...rade_Mission_to_Amsterdam_RAMP_March_2004.pdf

    He always was a duffer (British version of couch potato).

    So what if he has to wear a suit and behave himself in public? Any
    time he chats with his Limey pals he turns into a smart-mouthed
    Cockney.
     
    Gaidheal, Jan 26, 2010
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  10. Bwaaahahahahahaha!

    This just gets better and better.

    Come on, psycho. See what else you can get wrong :))
     
    The Older Gentleman, Jan 26, 2010
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    Catman Guest

    Gaidheal wrote:
    English isn't your first language, is it?
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    Tyger, Tyger Burning Bright (Remove rust to reply)
    116 Giulietta 3.0l Sprint 1.7 GTV TS GT 3.2 V6
    Triumph Sprint ST 1050: It's blue, see.
    www.cuore-sportivo.co.uk
     
    Catman, Jan 26, 2010
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  12. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Paul Corfield
    We are of one mind, oh BCB.
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Jan 26, 2010
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  13. We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the
     
    Grimly Curmudgeon, Jan 26, 2010
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    YTC#1 Guest

    **** me, Neil in a suit !
     
    YTC#1, Jan 26, 2010
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    Sean_Q_ Guest

    That should change now that Haggis is legal in the United States.

    SQ
     
    Sean_Q_, Jan 26, 2010
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    Sean_Q_ Guest

    I always thought "duffer" meant a bad golf player (which I am).
    But then wtf do I know, I'm a Canuck (and just *think* I speak
    the Queen's English).

    If I went to Australia and announced that I was a duffer I'd prolly
    get busted -- down there it means "cattle thief" (or so sez W'pedia).

    SQ
     
    Sean_Q_, Jan 26, 2010
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    S'mee Guest

    Unfortuanately he ONLY speaks in american, a distinctly different
    language. He isn't capable of understanding the wide differences
    between the two langauges.
     
    S'mee, Jan 26, 2010
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    S'mee Guest

    No thanks I don't swing that way. But thanks for asking. 8^)
     
    S'mee, Jan 26, 2010
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    S'mee Guest

    heh, says YOU. Last time I tried to buy the innards for the reciepe I
    was told I couldn't have them...not even the stomach.
     
    S'mee, Jan 26, 2010
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    Gaidheal Guest

    We make our own hereabouts, from parts acquired from our Celtic
    brethren, the Basques...

    But, associating an innocent savory puddin' with the likes of Neil
    Murray is a disgrace, especially on the day after Rabbie Burn's b'day.

    Fair faw your honest, sonsie face,
    Great Chieftain o the Puddin-race!
    Abuin thaim aw ye tak your place,
    Painch, tripe, or thairm:
    Weel are ye wirdie o a grace
    As lang's ma airm.

    The grainin trencher thare ye fill,
    Your hurdies like a distant hill,
    Your pin wad help tae mend a mill
    In time o need,
    While throu your pores the dews distil
    Like lammer bead.

    His knife see Rustic-laubour dicht,
    An cut you up wi ready slicht,
    Trenchin your gushin entrails bricht
    Like ony ditch;
    An than, O whit a glorious sicht,
    Wairm-reekin, rich!

    Than, horn for horn thay streetch an strive,
    Deil tak the hintmaist, on thay drive,
    Till aw thair weel-swallt kytes belyve
    Are bent like drums;
    Than auld Guidman, maist like to rive,
    Bethankit hums.

    Is thare that ower his French ragout,
    Or olio that wad staw a sou,
    Or fricassee wad mak her spew
    Wi perfit scunner,
    Leuks doun wi sneerin, scornfu view
    On sic a denner?

    Puir deevil! see him ower his trash,
    As feckless as a withert rash,
    His spinnle shank a guid whip-lash,
    His nieve a nit;
    Throu bluidy fluid or field tae dash,
    O hou unfit!

    But merk the Rustic, haggis-fed,
    The tremmlin earth resoonds his tread,
    Clap in his walie nieve a blad,
    He'll mak it whistle;
    An legs, an airms, an heids will sned,
    Like taps o thristle.

    Ye Pouers that maks mankind your care,
    An dish thaim oot thair bill o fare,
    Auld Scotland wants nae skinkin ware
    That jaups in luggies;
    But, if you wiss her gratefu prayer,
    Gie her a Haggis!
     
    Gaidheal, Jan 26, 2010
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