Starting up a small shop

Discussion in 'Motorcycle Technical Discussion' started by Iowa883, Nov 15, 2003.

  1. Iowa883

    Iowa883 Guest

    Just wondering what tools it takes to start up a small shop ? Anyone have a
    good list made up ? It would be centered around bikes of all makes and
    probably an atv here and there.
    Thanks,
    Iowa883
     
    Iowa883, Nov 15, 2003
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  2. If you have to ask, it suggests that you don't have enough knowledge to
    do the job in the first place.
     
    The Older Gentleman, Nov 15, 2003
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  3. Iowa883

    Bantam Guest

    There you go, a typically positive attitude of good will and support to
    those who dare to dream of having a go and being a little different in
    life.
     
    Bantam, Nov 15, 2003
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    Mark Olson Guest

    This reminds me of a electronics technician I used to work with about 8
    years ago. He wasn't particularly knowledgeable about computers in
    general, and was even less so about networking. He asked me once, in
    all seriousness, what it would take for him to start his own ISP
    business.

    The Older Gentleman's answer is absolutely spot on, it's good advice and
    is actually helpful to the questioner.
     
    Mark Olson, Nov 15, 2003
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  5. No, you stupid twat - mine was just a very realistic assessment.

    As you're hard of thinking, let's point it out in greater detail.

    Someone who's worked on bikes and knows bikes wouldn't ask the question
    - he'd have a bloody good idea. Ask yourself this: how can you hope to
    be a competent mechanic without knowing what sort of tools you'd need?

    "Duhhh... a set of Mole grips, an' a big 'ammer, an'...."

    And then he compounds the error by asking about "bikes of all makes".

    Well, that's just brilliant. Even someone with their brain cells
    sparking as fitfully as yours, with a posting name like yours, will
    consider that he'll need a complete metric *and* a complete
    AF/Whitworth/Cycle Thread suit of spanners etc. But as you haven't
    considered it either, that makes you equally daft.

    And then there's the expertise - if he's got the breadth of experience
    to work on bikes of all makes, would he be asking the question?

    Now, if he'd asked "What sort of air and power tools would be useful?"
    it might indicate that, like most home mechanics, he's familiar with all
    the hand tools and is considering the high-investment items that a shop
    nees in order to get the jobs done faster, and better. Air wrenches,
    compressors, blocks & tackles, ramps, diagnostic kits, and the like.

    I've no objection to people dreaming. As it happens, I sometimes
    fantasise about having my own bike shop, and I'd hazard a guess that
    I've got rather more expertise in the field than most amateurs. But the
    original question puts the original poster firmly in the camp of those
    idiots who buy a farm in a country where they can't speak the language,
    know nothing about farming, and tyravel out with no working capital at
    all.

    Now, what's your next damn silly remark going to be?
     
    The Older Gentleman, Nov 15, 2003
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  6. Iowa883

    Ben Kaufman Guest

    Ben Kaufman, Nov 15, 2003
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  7. Iowa883

    Charlie Gary Guest

    The first, most important tool you need is knowledge. Right along with that
    will be experience. A few days ago you were asking about schools, which is
    a good place to start. Second-best place to start is by working in an
    established shop, because once your knowledge and experience are used to get
    bikes out the door in better shape than when they arrived, with fixes that
    will last, you are going to need to know how to get a steady flow of
    customers to create cash flow problems for you. I don't know your personal
    past, so I don't know how much experience you have with any of these things.
    If you do have the experience already, you're probably nodding your head,
    agreeing with me to some degree. If, instead, you took offense to the
    harsher remarks offered up, well, all I can say is prepare yourself with a
    lot of market research and a WRITTEN business plan. It's nice and good to
    have a dream. Without goals, though (WRITTEN business plan), most small
    start-ups bite the dust pretty quick. Through everything you experience if
    and when you embark on this endeavor, keep this one thing in mind- business
    is a bitch, pure and simple. Business doesn't care about anything but the
    bottom line. And know when the second mortgage is, or isn't, a good idea.
    I'll step down from the soap box, now.


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    Later,

    Charlie

    fix the e-mail address and it will get to me
     
    Charlie Gary, Nov 15, 2003
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    bowman Guest

    No, the most important tool is money. Especially if you plan to eat
    regularly for the first couple of years.
     
    bowman, Nov 15, 2003
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  9. Iowa883

    Bantam Guest

    You really do need learn to interact with people better and maybe then
    you could also learn to relax more.

    No No you stupid twat, yours was simply what everyone else thinks but
    doesn't say.

    **** WIT
     
    Bantam, Nov 15, 2003
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    LJ Guest

    Now that's real helpful, I'm sure he's gained a lot of insight from all of
    you pissheads. I didn't see where he said he was going to quit his present
    job next week and open a shop. Perhaps he's doing some long-range planning
    and is intending to set up a semi-retirement business in a few years.
    Further, the reason most mechanics fail when they try to set up their own
    shop is because they don't know how to talk to people (ie paying
    customers)in a civil manner. They relate better to other skilled mechanics
    (ie not paying customers). Case and point. You don't have to be a skilled
    wrench to manage a shop, you just need people and management skills along
    with enough MC skills to understand what is realistic and what isn't.

    That said, my contribution to the original question is that no shop can
    operate successfully without a coffee pot and a calendar with scantily clad
    babes.
     
    LJ, Nov 15, 2003
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  11. And you don't think this^^^^^
    Is incompatible with this^^^^?

    And a final thought, which doubtless hasn't germinated in what passes
    for your cerebellum: would you want to entrust your pride and joy to
    someone who's just learning how to be a mechanic?

    Listen, sweetie. I've spent years trying to din sense into brains as
    atrophied as yours. These days, I just say "**** it". The soft approach
    doesn't work, so just hit them with the Clue Hammer, hard.
     
    The Older Gentleman, Nov 15, 2003
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  12. Iowa883

    Charlie Gary Guest

    I don't know, I've seen stupid people who couldn't get by on five times the
    money of smart people. :)


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    Later,

    Charlie

    fix the e-mail address and it will get to me
     
    Charlie Gary, Nov 15, 2003
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  13. Iowa883

    LJ Guest

    If they're so fucking stupid, how did they end up with five times the money
    of "smart" people?
     
    LJ, Nov 15, 2003
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  14. Iowa883

    Bantam Guest

    Sort of both right here I suppose. . . .

    Many people go to college/university come out with a degree or even two
    and then work for some ltd/plc company (whose sole purpose is to line
    the pockets of shareholders and its own fat cats) for a salary and 21+
    days leave a year. They have to nowadays I believe, especially if they
    are going to pay off their student loan. However, this doesn't seem to
    provide them with the knowledge to setup a business, in fact it
    generally seems to do the opposite and they work professionally for the
    fat cats all their life. Quite possibly because all that education helps
    them see the pitfalls before they happen and scares them off from doing
    their own thing.
    Its just possible that those without the higher ed. have some advantage
    in life as they could always hire a professional to work flat out for
    them all year to ensure their success and fill in for the holes in their
    own knowledge.

    When you have money its much easier to make money. You only have to
    look at the housing boom, stocks, etc. to see that. And some money
    would hire in that professional to get your new business off the ground.
     
    Bantam, Nov 15, 2003
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  15. Iowa883

    Bantam Guest

    Well yeah; of course; that's a given isn't it!
     
    Bantam, Nov 15, 2003
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  16. Iowa883

    Bantam Guest

    You probably work in IT don't you? (No need to answer!)
     
    Bantam, Nov 15, 2003
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  17. Iowa883

    bowman Guest

    Before the interest rates went into the toilet, I'd seen claims that taking
    the money a four year education at a reputable college would cost and
    dropping it into a savings account would balance the potentially higher
    salary of the grad.

    I bought my degree back when they were cheap, and I still don't think
    I got my money's worth.
     
    bowman, Nov 16, 2003
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  18. And not for the first time you are about as wrong as it's possible to
    be.
     
    The Older Gentleman, Nov 16, 2003
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  19. "A fool and his money should never have got together in the first place"
     
    The Older Gentleman, Nov 16, 2003
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  20. Iowa883

    Iowa883 Guest

    Thanks for all the negative input guys. I guess after working on bikes all
    the way from BSA to Yamahas I probably don't know what I am doing. My 20
    years of experience in the field and being a Journeyman Tool and Diemaker
    making custom bike parts probably makes me less of a bike owner/enthusiast
    than most of you. I just wanted to take my hobby/part time income to higher
    level with actually starting an official bike shop.
    I probably have most of the tools that I need but I was wanting to see if
    there might be any helpful tools that I had forgotten.
    Thanks again,
    Iowa883
     
    Iowa883, Nov 16, 2003
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