Step forward Champ.

After careful consideration the committee [1], has unanimously agreed
that Champ is a unfit and improper person but nevertheless a worthy
recipient of the First Bin Of The Year award (FBOTY#4). From
dispatches it is clearly demonstrated that Champ refused to lie down
despite personal injury and humiliation. No doubt the bike, like Champ
will rise again, better, faster and fitter. Good luck lads for the
next race.



[1] Me

 

Yeah, about as valid as a gold medal from the 1984 Olympics.

 

Champ wrote

<pats Champ on the back in grudging congratulation>

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Champ

Call that a speech? Fucking hell...

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Champ

The FBOTY laureate is, by definition, not well. That's no excuse for
such a pathetic response.

I want tears! Emotion! Thanks to your director!

I demand a Gwyneth Paltrow-esque performance immediately[1], or I shall
be starting a campaign for a recall vote.


[1] Actually (and only because you're a mate) the morning will do.

 

In fairness we went through the book of rules and found no just cause
[1] why Mr Champion couldn't receive this prestigious award. The bike
was binned, it couldn't be ridden home or even ridden. The rider was
binned and suffered pain. It's now the fourth month and everyone is
behaving themselves and not crashing.

I reckon that Champ and Team-UKRM deserve some recognition for
entertaining us over the past few years. So well done Champ and the
rest of the Team.


[1] As if it mattered

 

I'l get the new name engraved then, Mr Champion, I need your address to send
the trophy.

 

"It's the only fucking trophy he'll get."

Oooh get her, has someone had a crappy afternoon?

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Champ

I'm filling up, here.

 

*sniff*

That was lovely.

 

Me too. I'll be better after I've had a piss though.

 

ITYM crap?

 

Not yet. It was only my bladder reaching capacity - but now you
mention it ...

 

oh and wasnt he just. even when they discharged him he had no clue
where he was or what he should do next.

the last I saw of him he was going to sit in the waiting area for his
chumblie to reappear.

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Triumph 955iSS / GSF600 bandit
MRO#11 BOTAFOF#7 BOTAFOT#130 DIAABTCOD#17 MIB#24 YTC#16 BOB#15 ex-UKRMMA#22

 

Seconded...
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1 Black, shortly to undergo extensive surgery.
1 Red, undergoing lightweight surgery. -----
1 Blue, for Power-Ranger baiting. | o |
Numbers ... | o |
Stuff ... | ooo |
Life ... -----

 

You can't second it you tit it's already been decided. You had your chance
when he was nominated.

Smacks to me of Gower wanting a ukrm team ride* in case of injury.

* I'm talking about motorcycles.

 

His *what*?!

--
| Wik -UKRMHRC#10- 2003 R1150GSA -DC#1 -'FOT#0 'FOF #39 - BOD#12 BOB#12
|# You don't believe me | "Experience is the worst teacher.
|That the scenery | It always gives the test first
|Could be a cold-blooded killer. | and the instruction afterward."
***** human response from wik at blueyonder dot co dot uk *****

 

<applause>

--
| Wik -UKRMHRC#10- 2003 R1150GSA -DC#1 -'FOT#0 'FOF #39 - BOD#12 BOB#12
|# You don't believe me | "Experience is the worst teacher.
|That the scenery | It always gives the test first
|Could be a cold-blooded killer. | and the instruction afterward."
***** human response from wik at blueyonder dot co dot uk *****

 

So am I. I htink ;-)

Ask shirley I probably do some New Era sprints this year.

 

By eck, who'd a thunk it?