Sticky Tyres for my Spada??

Just as well you told me Paul.
They won't let me export pure NZ water but I could bring
real man's whisky casks instead. My thirst for that *takes hours* to fill.
Is there whisky in bundaburg in case (pun) we need more than the plane
will take?
James

 

Hell is that right? I know a great pair of hills that often *goes off*.....
No wonder you need sticky tyres.
James

 

Well........blush........I *am* a kiwi after all !!
( But was born in Brisbane so could have dual citizenship if I wanted it. )
( Why would I though? .......... answer in no more than 50 words.)

If my wife & I are to really see the sights of your great snow drifted,
camel and roo shit covered country, I'll have to keep (her) off the booze
huh.
Ok....we'll both have to keep off it,.......but...not right off !!!!
Can still sit on a bike, twist the throttle and dodge the roo turds on the
track,
pissed or not, but preferably pissed huh.
James

 

Had to be I guess. I didn't believe you guys really shagged sheep etc., but
now you've told me that, I'll just have to accept that outside of NZ there
are some VERY peculiar charactors whose habits reflect their low morals.
Must be why there's so much camel and roo shit around the streets.
Might make an interesting thesis.
James

 

The newbie's getting boring Paul. Make him perform some tricks or something.

Nev..
'03 ZX12R

 

Don't see much roo shit around the streets here (I guess they go into the
bush). Plenty of roo carcases littering the streets though.


Gary

--

"My Government will always seek to be truthful and open with the Australian
public."

John Howard, Prime Minister of Australia

"According to Hitwise, JOHNHOWARDLIES.COM is the number 1 Australian
political website visited by Australian Internet users as of 16th July,
2004."

http://www.johnhowardlies.com/

 

You might need some treatment for your fixation with animals .......
but I 'spose it's normal in your country.
James.

 

How many roos can you fit in a car case?
James

 

Its always the ones that are scared of you that give you nicest compliments.
Sounds like someone was a loud mouth sook in hospital and was put in his
place.

Hammo

Meat-a-rama here, new freezer since you were last here *and* all the knives
have been sharpened! Oh and that BBQ.....

 

As many as you like, when they're paper-thin.

Gary

--

"My Government will always seek to be truthful and open with the
Australian public."

John Howard, Prime Minister of Australia

"According to Hitwise, JOHNHOWARDLIES.COM is the number 1 Australian
political website visited by Australian Internet users as of 16th July,
2004."

http://www.johnhowardlies.com/

 

I'd have thought the school holidays in unzud would have been pretty similar
to our own...

Nev..
'03 ZX12R

 

Dehydrated or squashed?
Both perhaps.
James

 

This is Australia. No-one gives a **** about rugby in Australia, except a
handful of social misfits from Sydney and Brisney

 

You mean she's not here already?

I thought the female population of New Zealand worked the lanes and small
streets off Darlinghurst Road.

Doesn't the smack keep her off the booze?

 

you called?

 

I do not


smack

 

Sore losers. Fox and the grapes syndrome.
James

 

You must be mistaken, my wife works in the medical profession
helping misfits like those you mentioned. Your family perhaps.
One can only feel sorry for women in your country who find the
need to make a living as sex workers, and the men living off the
proceeds. You ?
James

 

Nope Conehead is correct
Rugby is mainly followed by Australians in 2 states
All the other states have a large following in Australian Rules.
Why should we be sore losers if we don't follow the game?

BTW in the more civilised states we call rugby "bumsniffing"

 

So Sheep wear stethescopes?