Sticky Tyres for my Spada??

Aussie Rules seems to be for guys who would rather not bend over
as in rugby and sniff arses. Good point. There are many rugby players
who end up with crook backs too, due to the scrum work they are involved in.

In summing up then, Aussie Rules is for masculine Australian hetero' guys
and
rugby is for faggots who love to sniff arses huh. What/who is soccer for
in Australia? (girls) I think it's the same in NZ. grinn
James

 

Only in Australia.
James

 

Works in the medical profession? Cleaner? Sales rep? Receptionist? Right
to lifer? PCA?

Hammo

 

None of the above.
James

 

Sperm donor?

 

Are you really? It's a wonder you have enough left.

 

So you going to tell, or are you making it up as you go along?

Hammo

 

Perhaps and no.
James

 

Geez James
the weakest insult is when you just throw the same one back.
In order to make it fun make up a clever witty reply not some lame repast.

 

**** off then.

Hammo

 

That'd be why they got so many people to the last rugby test in
Melbourne hey ?

JL
(that's rugby, not league)
--
http://www.johnhowardlies.com/
The lie:
"We won't just automatically click our heels and follow the Americans."
John Howard, September 2002
The facts:
But one year earlier John Howard offered George Bush a blank cheque just
two days after September 11, 2001 when he said: "I've indicated
Australia will provide all support that might be requested of us by the
United States in relation to any action that might be taken."

 

But.....Smee,
It wasn't an insult, it was a fact.
Truth sometimes is insulting to some.
I'll try to be more "witty" in future without being
insulting, but you sheepshaggers will need to read my posts
very carefully to get the full meaning so your replies are in context.

James. *smile* (or should that be *smirk*)

 

You lack tenacity Hamish, and seem to be overly infatuated with sex.
Probably normal behaviour for a sheep, roo, and camel shagger.
Yawn......perhaps you should take your own advice. (**** off)
James

 

OOPS !!!
Was my post above suggesting that Hammo is a sheep, roo, and camel
shagger? No it wasn't. I was just saying that his lack of tenacity and
infatuation
with sex was what you might expect of a sheep, roo, and camel shagger.

Hammo old chap, if you are not one of those, you can show your true depth
of character by apologising for making remarks giving me that impression,
and assuring me, and others reading this post, that you are in fact NOT one
of the aforementioned sheep, roo, and camel shaggers who infest this ng.
and are probably reading this right now. *smile*
James

 

Oh dear. I had given you the benefit of the doubt and thought despite you
actively trying to ruffle feathers, you may have something to contribute,
either motorbicycling or humour. Sadly, you lack both. Keep hanging in
there trying to create a mysterious persona.

I realise that no-one in your country has managed to create nz.moto and
despite your laboured claims of being an aussie, you dream of coming back to
be part of this country in any way you can.

As easy as it would be to utilise the base slur against you, it is becoming
evident that you do not possess the full compliment of what makes a human.
As penned by paulh, it is clear that you only capable of operating in social
groups of one or less.

Have a fulfilling, interesting life.

Hammo

 

LMAO
Now that was much more polite Hammo, senseless but with dignity.

Ruffling feathers huh? Firstly I was called a sheepshagger, then it was
suggested I might try camels or kangaroos, now you think I'm ruffling
feathers. (of cockatoos no doubt.) So my Suzuki 1200 will have me, my
dear wife, a camel, kangaroo, a sheep, and now a cockatoo aboard,
on our holiday through Australia. Would look like a bloody circus on
a motorcycle.

I've said I was born in Brisbane so could have Aussie citizenship if I
wanted it. In fact I probably already have citizenship but have not
followed it up. No need, but dual citizenship might be handy. At times
when the kiwi rugby and netball teams beat yours I could be a kiwi, then
if your teams ever get lucky again, (doubtful) I could revert to that other
side. haw haw.....

When we come to Aussie we'll meet up with you all, and show you just
how well we can socialise and drink that 'orrible aussie piss you all
think is beer. Might just bring some real kiwi booze with us for you
and your mates to try out. Arm wrestling is my sport. You reckon you'd
be up to that? Start practising huh.
James.

 

I look forward to it.

Hammo

 

I'll take your word for it that it was the last, JL. It's fine with me.

As for the size of the crowd, the test was in Melbourne and it was a sport
played at the highest level. Such an event will always get a big crowd in
Melbourne, but it doesn't necessarily follow that anyone in the crowd gave a
**** about it.

There were even good crowds in Launceston for a match between teams like
Zambia and Lithuania (it probably wasn't those actual teams) but nobody gave
a damn about the particular game. As far as I know there isn't even an
amateur comp for any rugby code in Tassie.

 

There is

 

I win.