Stooge required

Nah that jokes been done to death and I wouldnt want you to get excited
about the prospect of a bit of mansex mate

 

Sandfire roadhouse, Tennant Creek and Threeways would nearly count for that too, eh?


BTH

 

Thanks, big. Can you do Elle McPherson's body and Postman Pat's head?

 

I just realised why everyone denies knowing you....


Postman Pat

 

Does Aunty Swamisvati still do that radio show in Melbourne about
biking?

Cheers

 

Whats Limbo, a Tasmanian or something?

 

It's a thing where you try to walk under a stick while
people look up your skirt. So, yeah, pretty much
Tasmanian.

-----sharks

 

No; that'd be where your Mum walks under the stick and you look up her
skirt!!
Clem

 

[re-reads post three times]
[creases brow and reaches for an even stronger drink]
[settles down to read it again...]

 

I remember the "luxury accommodation" at Cocklebiddy ... [1]

Cheers
Goaty
1. ... and stayed budget!

 

You forgot the shed with the Ambulance ... 1.5 businesses?

Cheers
Goaty

 

Gotta love photoshop ...

Cheers
Goaty

 

Clearly I've misunderstood. I thought the dog was the *source* of the
leathers!

Cheers
Goaty

 

You should have been cast off years ago ....[1]

Cheers
Goaty
1. So I'm a knit wit ...

 

For fscks sake, don't get it the wrong way round ...

Cheers
Goaty

 

I went budget at Mundrabilla once. The place was flooded and the only
accommodation was a donger. There was another biker there who turned up two
minutes after me. We shared. Turned out he was a lawyer from Adelaide on his
annual bike trek. Came down the stock route and broke the rear mono-shock on
his GS. Had a local weld an eye on each end of a piece of 1" galv pipe and
used it in place of the shock. He also complained of a sore arse. And that
was before we shared the accommodation!

Theo

 

*Adds Tim Moran to BTH's list of people who piss him off*
(I don't have a list of my own to put you on)


Postman Elle

 

If he was a lawyer, he would be used to taking it up the arse ...

Cheers
Goaty