Stop it, right now, please! (Bah, humbug)

Big banner ad on the front of the local freesheet: "Get ready for
CHRISTMAS!"

Do **** off!

Xmas belongs in bloody December!

 

The local home store is full of the crap already.

 

There's a solid punch in the mouth waiting for the first carol-singer
that appears before the 20th of December!

Creme Eggs - disgusting shite. The manufacturers and advertisers
should be force-fed them until they die.

 

# Ding-dong string 'em up on high
That'll stop their sing-ing
Ding dong verily they'll die
Their corpses gently swinging

+1

 

Nah, doesn't scan right... Let me help...
Ding-dong string 'em up on high
That'll stop their bloo-dy sing-ing
Ding dong verily they'll die
Their corpses gently swinging

There, that's better.
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wrote

Thank you. That is better.

Must stop now before a mindworm creeps in ...

 

You're late - zmas ads have been around for a month, ffs.

 

Is it just me, or does the ant-Christmas thread get earlier every year?

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When do ants normally celebrate Christmas?

 

St Francis on his Barnett.

 

LOL

 

Post corrected ;-)