Suits

They're rather good, ain't they?

The ones you wear I mean, rather than the people that wear them.

I had to get kitted out in a Morning Suit today in preparation for my
Sister's wedding next month.

Suit, waistcoat, cravat, the works.

Fitted fucking lovely, too.

I must admit to feeling a trifle uncomfortable as in self-concious 'cos
I've never worn one before but as I was bunging it all back on the
hanger I kept the shirt and waistcoat on when I was pulling my jeans
back on and I must say I thought I looked more handsome than I usually
do ;-)

I feel a change of image coming on.....

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Whinging Courier

JPEG! JPEG! This I *have* to see.

--
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public toilet with the lid closed.

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In uk.rec.motorcycles, Wicked Uncle Nigel amazed us all with this pearl
of wisdom:

There'll be ample opportunity half way through next month.

You'll just have to tie a knot in it ;o)

 

He forgot to tell you that he had to ring me today to find out which
colour, style and pocket to put his hanky in.

 

Heh, what do you call Whinging Courier in a suit?

a: "The Accused".

I'll get me coat.

--
Dan L (Oldbloke)

My bike 1996 Kawasaki ZR1100 Zephyr
Space in shed where NSR125 used to be
Spare Bike 1990 Suzuki TS50X (Patio Ornament)
BOTAFOT #140 (KotL 2005), X-FOT#000, DIAABTCOD #26, BOMB#18 (slow), OMF#11

 

First an R1 and now a suit. You'll be drinking Becks within weeks.

 

Don't forget a photo, luvvie. You are fortunate enough to have a
V-Shaped body which a suit looks best on. I do believe that you'd
look good in a suit.

Now all you need is a full length coat (which should go down to below
your knees) to go over it. I have a black wool and cashmere one
somewhere that I haven't worn for a year (doesn't go well with a
bike). If you plan to wear suits/jackets etc more often then you'll
find a similar breed of coat will be useful. Once you've got the
basic kit you can extend the life and wearability by having a
selection of shirts to go with it.

 

BGN wrote

Kinnel, you'll be having him wearing socks and clean pants soon!

 

Teehee...

 

I can see a new program on the telly soon........
BGN does you up


Ooooooooooooer missus!

 

You miss typed short as a description of WC...
other than that a perfect description

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, Andy Bonwick amazed us all with this pearl of
wisdom:

Heh. It's funny how one thing progresses from another. For about a week
after buying that bike, all I heard were adverts for foreign trips and
days out in France.

I've got something almost as vulgar in the fridge.

Stella. I think I'll open one and enjoy.

 

I was going to progress him to black mole skin trousers first. Then
giving up on rollies and moving to Hamlet cigars.

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, steve auvache amazed us all with this pearl of
wisdom:

I don't wear pants and I told the fucking *gorgeous*[1] "help you out"
burd, too. I also said I needed help with my inside leg measurement to
which she replied "You're about a 32". Humphh..

[1] She really was the best looking burd I've seen for ages and she had
the most incredible tits. It was all I could do to stop staring at them.

 

Stella is a perfectly acceptable drink. It's just the people that
drink it that aren't perfectly acceptable.

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, Andy Bonwick amazed us all with this pearl of
wisdom:

Just as well I fucked up and found out it was Holsten then.

Stella is for cunts.

Oh, on a different note, I've never seen so many filthy pikey chavs in
one place as Crawley. It think it's worse than Harlow.

 

You beat me to it.

 

**** me, HOW MUCH?

seven euros and 99 cents get's me a crate of 24 x 330ml bottles of said
Grolschy goodness.

--
Dnc

B1200 - +30bhp ~|~ ZZR1100 - faster when upright
V2300 - flat cap and rug ~|~ A6 2.5TDi V6 Quattro Sport

MIB#26 two#54(soiled) UKRMMA#26 BOTAFOT#153 X-FOT#003

 

I remember some really good indonesian restaurants in Den Haag and some
decent Chinese places in Amsterdam so probably.

 

and even at that price it's overpriced.

I haven't had a bad meal of any description in all the time I've been
here - and I eat out several times a week most weeks. The steaks here
are significantly better than any I've ever had in the UK. In fact last
night we did Argentinian and I had a Tres Carne, 1/3rd of a pount each
fillet, sirloin and rump - the best steak I've ever eaten bar none.

As for curries, depends what you want, the Indonesians are really very
very good. Indians are a bit less common, and the worst I've had was as
reasonable as any Ive had in the UK, although ou have to adjust the heat
scale accordingly to the Dutch tastes.




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Dnc

B1200 - +30bhp ~|~ ZZR1100 - faster when upright
V2300 - flat cap and rug ~|~ A6 2.5TDi V6 Quattro Sport

MIB#26 two#54(soiled) UKRMMA#26 BOTAFOT#153 X-FOT#003