Sunday funny. The French Paratrooper

Two French paratroopers were seconded to the SAS for special training.
After the first day they met up in the bar.."Ah, Pierre," asks one, "
'ow 'av you been doing?""Merde!" answers Pierre. "I 'av 'ad a mos'
terrible day. Terrible!

At seex zis morning I was woken by zis beeg 'airy sergeant. 'E draggedme
out of bed and on to ze parade ground." "And zen what 'appened?"
inquires his mate."I weel tell you what 'appened! 'E made me climb urp
zis silly leetleplatform five feet off ze ground and zen 'e said
"Jurmp!".""'And did you jump?" asks his mate."I did not. I told 'im - "I
am a French paratrooper. I do not jumpfive feet. It is beneass my
dignity."

"And zen what 'appened?" asks his mate."Zen 'e made me climb up zis
silly leetle platform ten feet off zeground, and 'e said "Jump!".""And
did you jurmp?" asks his mate."I did not. I told 'im - "I am a French
paratrooper. It is beneassmy dignity to jump ten feet."

"What 'appened zen?" asks his mate."Zen 'e made me climb urp zis rickety
platform a 'undred feet aboveze parade ground. 'E undid 'is trousers,
took out zis enormous willy,and 'e said: "If you do not jurmp, I am
going to stick zis right urpyour burm."."

"Ooooh!" says his mate. "And did you jurmp?""A leetle, at ze
beginning."

 

Gods Teeth, that jokes older than I am!
Does that make it a ginge?

Dave