Surely there has to be a limit?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1197799/Ryanair-make-passengers-stand-bid-cram-board.html

At some point people are just not going to want to travel with
Ryanair. Perhaps WUN could strap a couple to the wings?

 

You don't actually believe all that rubbish, do you?

O'Leary will announce anything he can think of just to generate column
inches.

 

But, but it's on the internet so it must be true.

 

The story you linked to made reference to a previous O'Leary classic,
making people carry their own luggage through departures and drop it off
next to the plain.

What do you think it is, April the 1st?

 

but what if it's a flight from Spain, and it rains?

 

They can compare the taste with the water from majorca.

My typos are getting almost as bad as yours.

 

This isn't Kansas, Toto.

 

On a slightly related aviation note:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/glasgow_and_west/8136193.stm

 

I'm well aware of the irony involved when I take the piss out of other
peoples' spelling.

 

I think that's a brilliant idea. No more lost or destroyed luggage & no
more waiting for hours at t'other end while they fix the conveyor.

I was late for a flight from Juno to Seattle once, & they told me to
carry my case on & leave it in the doorway for the crew to stash. When
the plane landed my case was put back in the doorway, so I could grab
it & walk straight out the airport. Easily the quickest, most
hassle-free escape from a plane I've ever had.

 

Where did that saying originate? Truth is, the rain in Spain falls mainly
in the mountains and hardly at all on the plain.

 

Sheesh. Now you're going to complain that the fox that jumped over the
dog was neither quick nor brown, and that the dog wasn't lazy, aren't
you?

 

I saw a lorry the other day that was neither red nor yellow.

And as for that bitch on the sea shore, forget any idea of souvenir
shopping.

 

if only there was a way to check if a URL had already been posted

correction, if only there was a way to check if a URL had already been
posted *that works*

http://www.rosbif.org/ukrm/gingeome...ordertype=name&updown=asc&Go+for+it...=Search
does not see Grimly's post

 

He's dull with or without the cascades, ITYF.

 

thinking about that for a moment, why would you actually buy sea
shells from someone when you were actually at the sea shore? I mean,
wouldn't it be more cost effective just to, like, pick them off the
ground?

 

Depends how effective she's been at harvesting stock.

Also depends what kind of shells you're after. The odds of finding a
half-smashed cockle shell or razor clam are high but a perfectly formed
conch shell less so.

You might as well wonder what Peter Piper wanted with two gallons of
pickled pepper.

 

Sure, and how did that Peter Piper manage to pre-pickle his peppers
before he picked them, eh?

I think we sdhould be told.

 

Heh.

 

Have you had a bang on the head or something?

http://groups.google.co.uk/group/uk.rec.motorcycles/browse_frm/thread/bc
45d3312fcc3432/025ffbe4c1718c2e?hl=en&lnk=gst&q=champ+alaska+krusty#025f
fbe4c1718c2e

Oh there are *many* more reasons than that.