Tabloid Headline of the Year Award.

Daily Express; 27/07/05.

No contest.
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Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Salad Dodger

Oh fucking hell.

Fucking, fucking hell.

I honestly don't know whether to laugh, cry, or blow myself up in the
offices of the Daily Express.

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Wicked Uncle Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets
and Ducati Race Engineer.

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Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha GTS1000

 

Quite right. How the **** that minging slapper got on there I don't
know. Tits out for the lads, as usual.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Grimly Curmudgeon

We're trying to have a serious topical debate here.

Haven't you got a magpie to feed a kitten to, or something?

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and Ducati Race Engineer.

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha GTS1000

 

You see! This is what's wrong with this country. In the old days, I
could have waited until tomorrow and read the headline once I'd eaten my
chips. Now they've banned the use of newspaper for wrapping chips, I had
to google for it.

 

I can only see the one spelling mistake. Am I missing something?

 

Can I have your bikes? PS what's the headline?

 

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/shared/spl/hi/pop_ups/newspapers/today/html/1.stm

 

Well, I'm missing the paper. (Actually, I'm not, but I haven't got a
fscking clue what SD is nattering on about)

 

"Bombers are all Spongeing Asylum Seekers" with the sub heading "Britain
gave them refuge and now all they want to do is repay us with death".

Yesterday's Mail beat the Express to it with "Bombers are all on Benefit"
or some such.

 

Are you sure it wasn't the Scum?

 

Still not as bad as the Sun's "One Down, Three To Go" front page
following the tragic head shooting.

Most of the papers today carry provocative headlines, even the
Guardian. Sign of the times I guess. What would have caused an
outcry last month has now become acceptable. Newspapers attempt
to reflect the feelings of their readership and the mood of the
nation has changed, perhaps irreversibly.

riccip

 

That's disgusting. Express readers have enough difficulty spelling already.
Anyway, what's wrong with giving a bed bath to a poor refugee?

 

Shouldn't that be Eids?

 

Christofire says...

If it was their Ramadams they'd starve to death.

 

Funny you should say that. I've been chatting with two Kuwaiti students
in my office.

One of their friends said that Ramadam is hell, when you're up near the
north pole (i.e. Northern Sweden), as they only have around four hours
that they can drink or eat.

 

The things some people do.

 

Damn, I meant to say "four hours a day, at night"

 

Ah, you'll be one of those in the "incompetent and doesn't know it"
category then.

 

Just because you've paid half your income in taxes doesn't
entitle you to complain in today's pee-cee society. The fact that
these fanatics milked you dry in order to finance your potential
murder makes no difference.

We might not even know about it. If you're robbed or raped by
someone ethnic the media isn't allowed to report the fact. Only
white crimes are identifiable for public broadcast. Take, for
example, the Alton Towers gang rape of a 15-y-o girl. Of her six
rapists from the descriptions issued it appears the police are
only looking for two of them.

riccip