Talking of tasteless cars.....

.....as we were.....

Came up behind a newish Mercedes 500SL coupe today. Black, shiny. But
the numberplate was 13 0SS, set to read 'BOSS'.

I think the owner must have an extremely small willy.

 

Piss off gramps.

 

TOG SPOKE:

0wn3d

 

what makes you say that?

 

That should be "PEN 15" Shirley.

As sported by the Mercedes of one Steve Parrish.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Pip

And, indeed, a ShiteOldMoped in Rethymnnon:

http://www.rcav8r.demon.co.uk/images/MOPED.jpg

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets
and Ducati Race Engineer.

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"

 

frag wrote

Indeed, it must be horrible having to drive crap cars just to look good.
Think of all that angst eh, no wonder we have wars.

 

Why would he be jealous of an extremely small willy?

Tony

 

'cos it's better than being a dickless wonder?