Tap sizing

There's a plumber's shop quite literally round the corner from my house
who can sell me a couple of taps for my sink.

They have the following:

A hot tap

A cold tap

Will I need any more or will one of each be enough?

Ta.

 

Have you been drinking again?

How many taps do you actually need then ?

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, Me here belched forth and ejected the following:

No, I was taking the piss out of darsy

See above. If I needed taps, I'd problby need to know if there was
enough room in my car to bring them home.

 

The attempt at trying to take the piss out of Darsy was a Whooooooooooooosh
then

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, Me here belched forth and ejected the following:

Only for people with no spacial awareness, yes.

 

The space is between your lugoles !!

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, Me here belched forth and ejected the following:

Thick as two short planks, me.

I mean it's beyond my reasoning to open a door and see if two taps will
fit in the car, innit.

 

You truly are a master of mirth.

HTH

Paul.

 

Gold ones.

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, belched forth and ejected the following:

I know but since the game was up so quickly, there was little point in
continuing the pretence.

 

Aye, one in the front and one in the back. Job's a goodun.

 

Really?
Shit. I just thought he was a fucked up, mostly-illiterate,
sofa fucking twat.

 

apart from forgetting the "thick as cold shite" bit, you're spot on.

 

Why do you think he's illiterate?

 

You need mixer taps. HTH.