Teacher arrested@DalFW

A local school teacher was arrested today at DallasFtWorth International
Airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a
ruler, a protractor, a set square, a slide rule, and a calculator.
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At a morning press conference, the Attorney General said he believes the
man is a member of the notorious Al-gebra movement.
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He did
not identify the man, who has been charged by the FBI with carrying
weapons of math instruction.
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"Al-gebra is a problem for us," the Attorney General said. "They desire
solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in a
search of absolute value. They use secret code names like 'x' and 'y'
and refer to themselves as 'unknowns,' but we have determined they
belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates
in every country.
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As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, 'There are 3 sides to
every triangle.'"
When asked to comment on the arrest,
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Senator Obama said, "If God had
wanted us to have better Weapons of Math Instruction, he would have
given us more fingers and toes." Democratic leaders  told reporters
they could not recall a more intelligent or profound statement by the
Senator.