Tell me

Flooded, they can be easy to flood.

 

Why my Bandit won't start.

Fucking thing.

 

'S a Bandit.

Zackly.

Mine started. Twice ;-)

Perhaps yours needs that/them/those missing 600ccs ... or perhaps it
just needs fixed.

 

kill switch?

fuel set to "off"?

Yam rammed up the end-can?

 

Eww!

 

Rip the alarm out.

 

Shit in the carbs.

--
Ash

UKRMFBC#8 BOTAFOT#82 BOTAFOF#41 HMC#5 FTB#0
ETV1000 Caponord
http://www.theredline.co.uk
"If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast
enough." -- Mario Andretti

 

that's two of you.

You perveted fucks.

 

It' a bit like a yearbook... "UKRMer most likely to get caught with his
cock stuck in an inanimate object"

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Gyp

Ah, T got a bit pissed again, did she?

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - To stay young requires unceasing cultivation of
the ability to unlearn old falsehoods.

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha GTS1000

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, Gyp belched forth and ejected the following:

You and the Welsh bender can **** right off.

 

does anyone still use the term "fruit"?

IIRC, that was the "you're gay, though I don't /really/ know what gay
means" term of abuse when I was at primary school in the 70s.

A very popular question was "Are you a fruit in a cage?". Of course,
you were damned with either "yes" or "no"[1], and so the only correct
response to being asked this was to punch your interlocutor in the
arm.

We had a teacher who in retrospect probably[2] was gay[3], and he
really lost it on hearing the use of this term.

[1] answering this would result in chants of "Fruit on the loose!
Fruit on the Loose!".
[2] He's a "confirmed batchelor", even now. The "TRB 2" lapel badge
might have been an indication too.
[3] Northern Ireland in the 70s wasn't an ideal environment to be out.

 

It was "are you a Benny tied to a tree" when I was a lad. Hours of
entertainment.

 

A bit, I expect[1] - for example, newsagents carry titles like Outrage
on the shelves these days.

"fucking queers" sounds about the right sort of terminology for NI.
And you have to bare in mind that Bangor is probably the most liberal
thinking and cosmopolitan town in NI. That said, in my time, there
wasn't a single bar or club known as a gay hangout.

I used to work for Direct Connection - "The Gay ISP". Obviously there
were a lot of gay and lesbian employees, no surprise. The weird one
was the really camp marketing bloke with a predeliction for "Hello
Kitty" type stuff. He claimed to be straight and got married and
everything.

[1] I'm not gay and haven't lived in NI for >8 years.

 

Gonz0? Well I never...

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, wessie belched forth and ejected the following:

What is it now, "batty-boy"?

**** that and that Faux Jamaican shit.

Only Jamaicans should use it in the same way that Jamaicans should never
use the "**** off" term. They can't do it properly and it sounds gay as
****.

You're older than me but "bender" was the word of choice back when I was
a secondary school in the early-to-mid 80s.

 

http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&q=hello kitty&btnG=Google+Search&sa=N&tab=wi


--
Dnc

B1200 - +30bhp ~|~ ZZR1100 - faster when upright
V2300 - flat cap and rug ~|~ A6 2.5TDi V6 Quattro Sport

MIB#26 two#54(soiled) UKRMMA#26 BOTAFOT#153 X-FOT#003

 

I know that admitting my ignorance here may expose me to ridicule, and I
know I may deeply regret asking this, but wtf is "hello Kitty" type
stuff?

 

139,000 images !

 

a) he didn't work in Marketing

& more importantly

b) what are the chances of someone like him getting married?