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Wicked Uncle Nigel wrote

Makes me 30 love with TOG.

 

Oh, death threat.

 

"Krusty" inspired us all with:

Everyone is awake at last. Yay!

 

Mike said:

Always know how to hit someone where it hurts if they decide to sit up and
ask for it.

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, Zan (CBR1000F) amazed us all with this pearl of
wisdom:

Like the will to live?

 

That's "weasel" you buffoon.

Now, could you please explain how one messes with you? It's ok if you
need to use some long complicated words, I'll not be marking this
exercise.

 

It only seems odd initially - it'll all make sense once you've been
here a while.

 

Steve said:

Oh dear, someone, please help me up. 10 stone boy.. oh, can't finish
sentence, can't ... stop ... laughing ...

 

"Whinging Courier"

I've lost that too, someone find one, please hand it in.

 

Ginge asked:

Ask Michael Jackson

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, "Zan (CBR1000F)"

Well, there's a certain morbid fascination in watching someone make
himself look a total ****.

You see, you're not the first to come blundering in here, ignoring all
the helpful hints to go and read the FFAQ. You're all the same, thinking
we should adapt to you. We won't.

We have certain customs and mores[1]. You can, of course, ignore them
(as you've done with this thread). If you do UKRM will get lonelier and
lonelier until you evaporate altogether.

Now, stop being a ****, read and digest the FFAQ, or **** off. Your
call.

[1] <nods> to Ivan

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets
and Ducati Race Engineer.

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
SBS#39 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha GTS1000

 

But not a match on the old days, eh?

--
Lesley
CBR600FW
SBS#11 (with oak-leaf cluster)
BOTAFOT#101A UKRMHRC#12
BONY#54P BOB#18
Real burds don't take hormones, they rage naturally

 

Sorry, how old are you again?

--
Lesley
CBR600FW
SBS#11 (with oak-leaf cluster)
BOTAFOT#101A UKRMHRC#12
BONY#54P BOB#18
Real burds don't take hormones, they rage naturally

 

No mates, perhaps.

You're fucked in so many ways, Zan.

 

Thank you very much for your contribution at making Norvern Monkeys
look like illiterate cunts.

--
Lesley
CBR600FW
SBS#11 (with oak-leaf cluster)
BOTAFOT#101A UKRMHRC#12
BONY#54P BOB#18
Real burds don't take hormones, they rage naturally

 

Zan (CBR1000F) wrote

You missed out Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

I am sure you think you know how to use one.

Come on.

 

Michael Jackson messed with you?

Actually I can see that, it's the school holidays, you seem to fit the
age group.

 

"SP" admiringly said:

The pleasure is all mine

 

"Pip"

Really, stop flirting baby

 

I really wish you hadn't bothered. Honestly.

--
Lesley
CBR600FW
SBS#11 (with oak-leaf cluster)
BOTAFOT#101A UKRMHRC#12
BONY#54P BOB#18
Real burds don't take hormones, they rage naturally