Thames Valley policeman admits kitten murder

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Lozzo, Mar 9, 2006.

  1. Lozzo

    Lozzo Guest

    I just read this on a bike related forum. The poster is a serving member
    of TVP:

    Well it was like this...

    <uncle Albert Mode>

    I was called to a routine 'domestic' on the Britwell estate in sunny
    Slough...

    On arrival I was met at the door by a hysterical male claiming his
    boyfriend had slapped him.

    The male was quite camp and holding a tabby kitten in his arms.

    I went in as did my female crewmate and she spoke to the hysterical male
    whilst I spoke to the offending boyfriend.

    As i was talking to him hysterical boyfriend came into the kitchen
    screaming 'you fucking bitch!!'

    With this the kitten went flying...and I jumped between the two and a
    struggle ensued..

    I recall 'treading' on something during the struggle.

    It all calms and the now not so hysterical male is calling for the
    kitten (i cannot recall it's name)

    "OH MY GOD!!" shouts the other male pointing to the small tabby kitten
    lying motionless on the kitchen floor.

    It was dead (suspected broken neck) I can only assume I trod on it
    during the scuffle.

    The camper of the couple then shouted "murderer!" at me and launched
    himself at me....

    ....and got nicked for assault on Police.

    He later recieved a caution.

    <Uncle Albert Mode Off>

    You coudn't make it up
     
    Lozzo, Mar 9, 2006
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  2. In uk.rec.motorcycles, Lozzo belched forth and ejected the following:
    Heh, nice one ;)
    I lived with a couple of poofs and lezzer all at the same time and all
    in the same house. One poof and the lezzer were ok but the other poof
    was *such a fucking poof*. He was one of the mincing, limp-wristed ones
    and sounded gayer than a gay.
     
    Whinging Courier, Mar 9, 2006
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  3. Why do some of them do that?? Do they think they're imitating women?

    Si
     
    Mungo \Two Sheds\ Toadfoot, Mar 9, 2006
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  4. Lozzo

    Lozzo Guest

    Mungo "Two Sheds" Toadfoot said...
    Because their mothers let them.
     
    Lozzo, Mar 9, 2006
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  5. Lozzo

    Dan L Guest

    Oh dear, you need say no more...
    Fucking superb.
    When I was a teenager growing up in High (spit) Wycombe, Britwell Estate was
    one of those legendary local hell holes.

    --
    Dan L (Oldbloke)

    My bike 1996 Kawasaki ZR1100 Zephyr
    Space in shed where NSR125 used to be
    Spare Bike 1990 Suzuki TS50X (Patio Ornament)
    BOTAFOT #140 (KotL 2005/6), X-FOT#000, DIAABTCOD #26, BOMB#18 (slow), OMF#11
     
    Dan L, Mar 9, 2006
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  6. Lozzo

    Ali Hopkins Guest

    Still is. I've worked in Slough and Windsor. I have had IT equipment and
    laptops nicked from "secure" offices, and my Other Half had his wallet
    removed from a VERY secure office in Slough. The perps were all from the
    Bri'well.

    Ali
     
    Ali Hopkins, Mar 9, 2006
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  7. Heh. How is it? Can't say I miss it. Don't give it my regards next time
    you're there.


    --
    Dnc

    B1200 - +30bhp ~|~ ZZR1100 - faster when upright
    V2300 - flat cap and rug ~|~ A6 2.5TDi V6 Quattro Sport

    MIB#26 two#54(soiled) UKRMMA#26 BOTAFOT#153 X-FOT#003
     
    DoetNietComputeren, Mar 10, 2006
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  8. Lozzo

    Dan L Guest

    Heh, I don't miss it either, it's a festering shit hole of a town.

    --
    Dan L (Oldbloke)

    My bike 1996 Kawasaki ZR1100 Zephyr
    Space in shed where NSR125 used to be
    Spare Bike 1990 Suzuki TS50X (Patio Ornament)
    BOTAFOT #140 (KotL 2005/6), X-FOT#000, DIAABTCOD #26, BOMB#18 (slow), OMF#11
     
    Dan L, Mar 10, 2006
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