That Chris Trollen bloke

I've never met him, but I have a strange idea that he looks like a
hobbit - am I right?

 

in a 'bit short' and 'bit stumpy' way, yes maybe.

 

hehehe

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Nige,

BMW K1200S (for sale)
Range Rover Vogue
Suzuki GSX-R600 Racebike (for sale)
Honda ST1100 Pan European

 

I've never met him either, but judging by his Facebook profile - yes.

 

I have a couple of times, nice chap to be fair. Ugly **** like, but a nice
chap.

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Nige,

BMW K1200S (for sale)
Range Rover Vogue
Suzuki GSX-R600 Racebike (for sale)
Honda ST1100 Pan European

 

Fucking hell Mr. Pot

 

Does Nige snore like a chainsaw as well?

 

Cheeky ****, i'm fucking well fit.

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Nige,

BMW K1200S (for sale)
Range Rover Vogue
Suzuki GSX-R600 Racebike (for sale)
Honda ST1100 Pan European

 

No, thankfully. But Scraggy does.

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Nige,

BMW K1200S (for sale)
Range Rover Vogue
Suzuki GSX-R600 Racebike (for sale)
Honda ST1100 Pan European

 

I wouldn't say he looks like a hobbit as such, more that he wouldn't be
out of place under a bridge making threats to passing goats.

 

Couldn't agree more

 

I don't remember being woken up by Scraggy. You sure?

 

dribble dribble....shut up snoring you ****.......snorrrrrr

 

He must have used some decent lube then

To be fair, i was very tired & he did make a good few curtains blow

One of my best roomers though, top bloke, nice & helpful, decent chap.
Snores like a **** though

 

I shared a cabin with him on an overnight ferry, and he drowned out the
ship's engines.

 

Ah <light comes on>

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Lozzo

The first TOG trip I went on (IIRC) I was down to room with him.

Then he drowned his bike and couldn't make it.

I spent the whole weekend being congratulated on the bullet I'd dodged.

Three lessons:

1. TOG's a ****.
2. Always book a single room.
3. Trollen is nothing like a hobbit. Hobbits are pretty easy to kill.

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest"

I have already made the greatest contribution to the fight against climate
change that I can make: I have decided not to breed. Now quit bugging me and
go and talk to the Catholics.

 

He's not wrong though.

--
Beav

VN 750
Zed 1000
OMF# 19

 

He's the Steve Berry of UKRM.


--
Beav

VN 750
Zed 1000
OMF# 19

 

Ahhh. <fx: the penny drops>