That Chris Trollen bloke

Yes, you have.

 

Eh? Mistaken identity, methinks.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, CT

You're right. Who the **** was it?

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest"

I have already made the greatest contribution to the fight against climate
change that I can make: I have decided not to breed. Now quit bugging me and
go and talk to the Catholics.

 

Must have been some other hobbit-a-like.

Although on ukrm, that doesn't narrow it down much...

 

You know, nice bloke, long hair, thinks he's in the clique, but
isn't ....

Paul.

 

Top tip - Shh .. don't let on the best roomers, otherwise TOG'll pair
you up with a right ****.

For the record though, the last one I roomed with was a top bloke.

Paul.

 

No, no - that's Bear.

 

Hasn't he unsubscribed?

 

Be a single room sociopath, fart, belch and snore as much as you like.

 

I thought he was abroad or something.

 

I think putting Scraggy and CT together would be fun, but there's a
danger of the two of them hitting a sort of snoring critical frequency
and collapsing the hotel.

 

So you think he's been sectioned under the mental health act? I
suppose it's a possibility.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, CT

Just remembered, it was Verdi. Another heroic snorer, by all accounts.

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest"

I have already made the greatest contribution to the fight against climate
change that I can make: I have decided not to breed. Now quit bugging me and
go and talk to the Catholics.

 

<confused>

I'm not sure how you get from motorcycle touring in europe to
sectioned under the mental health act. But if there is a link I hope
it doesn't happen to me when I go on holiday.

 

Oh, he's still away on his great adventure is he?

I though you were making excuses for him.

 

Err, try car touring.

Broadmoor maybe?

 

<fx:considers distance of Broadmoor from home>

OK, worried now.

 

You bastard ! I'd just lifted that cup of coffee to my lips and it's two
floors down for another.

 

Haha. I remember that. The daft **** tried to ride his Tiger through a
river.

That was before the vast shedding of lard, so he's probably a few dB quiter
now.

Anyone heard from him? Has he got a job yet?

 

Maybe you're one of those people I tried hard to forget and succeeded,
or, you could be one of those boring fuckers I'll never remember.