That's the GPS fitted to the intercontinental ballistic tourer

All I need to do now is think if somewhere to go that I don't know how
to get there.

And wait for the rain to stop, obviously.

 

Surely that's a proper all-weather conveyance?

 

It got me to the donkey sanctuary in the middle of Sutton Park on
Wednesday. Is that close enough?

 

There's a couple near me

 

Forward?

 

Mick Whittingham says...

We've got a couple of nightclubs in town. Full of female walruses.

 

Walriii, Shirley.

 

You've obviously walked along King's Lynn High Street.
Marks and Spencer should not encourage them by selling size 22 stretch
leggings.

 

<mental picture>

Aaargh! Why do they wear them, eh? There should be a law against fat
burds wearing skintight clothing, punishable by head-shaving and
tar-and-feathering. FFS

 

They're not allowed in IOD Asda unless they meet the dress
requirements, I reckon.

Black leggings, baggy white T-shirt, fluffy mule slippers, and a belly
button piercing.

For added kudos, they should be pushing a fully occupied Neapolitan
baby-buggy.
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| ___ Salad Dodger
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_/_____\_ GL1500SEV/CBR1100XXX/KH500A8/TS250C
|_\_____/_| ..73063../..16589.../..3180./.19406
(>|_|_|<) TPPFATUICG#7 DIAABTCOD#9 YTC#4 PM#5
|__|_|__| BOTAFOT #70 BOTAFOF #09 two#11 WG*
\ |^| / IbW#0 & KotIbW# BotTOS#6 GP#4
\|^|/ ANORAK#17 IbB#4
'^'

 

Salad Dodger says...

Heh, I used to shop there.

Don't forget the "council house facelift" hairstyle.

I believe letting the little angels run riot in the frozen food section
as also acceptable.

 

I'm torn between Minnesota and Alaska.

I briefly considered Texarse, but that was just too obvious.

 

Sadly I seem to do that, in the Maine ...

 

Not an option. Fucking thing won't start. Float bowls are full, fuel is
flowing but it seems reluctant to make the journey from there to the
cylinder to meet with the nice big spark and go bang.

Last time it was used was for Pixiefest and it ran fine.

Mark in the book for Lozzo again.

 

Idaho. Was he?

 

He's a right Missouri guts today.

 

You've not seen me in lycra.

 

<goes to wash out mental image cache>

 

You can wait & see if you like, but I've got Dakota the shops & get
some Persil so I can put the Washington.

 

And I've seen you in pink lycra as well.

We better stop this here.