The bloated Bonney

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Sean, Apr 8, 2007.

  1. Sean

    Sean Guest

    I currently ride a Harley Electra-Blimp. It's great
    for touring, but if I simply want to buy groceries
    it's like wheeling the _Hindenburg_ out of its hangar
    just for a trip to the corner store.

    So I want to get something smaller and lighter for town;
    max 400 lbs dry, 600 to 750 cc, which is the upper limit
    of the affordable insurance class around here
    (British Columbia, Canada). I also want a neutral
    riding position, which rules out both sportbikes
    and small cruisers (both uncomfortable).

    That doesn't leave much choice where I live; one of them
    being the Suzuki SV650, or maybe a dualsport XL/KLR/DR 650.

    However back in another era when Edward Heath was PM
    I rode a friend's Bonneville and was impressed.
    The late 60's TR120's weighed about 385 lbs,
    so yesterday I went down to the local Triumph dealer...
    and saw the bloated behemoth that the modern "Bonneville"
    has become -- it was like seeing a formerly trim
    actress become a dirigible.

    Well I suppose Triumph knows what they're doing;
    they're in the business to make money, not to indulge
    a handful of retro-geezers like me, and presumably
    the Bonneville is meant to compete with Harley's
    Sportster.

    Still I wish they'd simply updated the classic '69 TR120
    with a few creature comforts, or should I say concessions
    to Decadent American Capitalism such as modern materials,
    a non-leaking crankcase, disk brakes, something to dampen
    the vibes (even rubber shock mounts, which works fine
    on my Ultra Classic) and... well, oh shit, why not:
    fuel injection.

    Keep it all under 400 lbs and my Canadian dollars
    (for what they're worth) are on the table. Someone
    please pass the word to Hinckley.

    Regards, Sean_Q_ '99 FLHTCUI
    ps. while they're about it: a softer saddle, and take out
    that silly kink in the pipes near the mufflers: it's
    a motorcycle exhaust system, guys, not a drainpipe.
     
    Sean, Apr 8, 2007
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    Lozzo Guest

    Sean says...
    They did, they call it the Kawasaki W650 now.

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    Lozzo
    Triumph Daytona 955i SE (Black with added black bits)
    Suzuki Bandit 600S (Green with added shit bits)
    Yamaha SR250 Delusion (It's "Special")
    I ride way too fast to worry about cholestorol.
     
    Lozzo, Apr 8, 2007
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  3. Sean

    Beav Guest

    If you REALLY want "that" sort of bike, why not look at the Triumph
    Scrambler?


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    Beav

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    Beav, Apr 8, 2007
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  4. Sean

    Pip Luscher Guest

    On Sun, 08 Apr 2007 18:56:48 GMT, "Beav"
    Lost: one snipping mojo :)
     
    Pip Luscher, Apr 8, 2007
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  5. Sean

    Sean Guest

    Except that it's 50 lbs heavier than the Bonneville.

    Actually, I am looking for one, despite the weird looking
    plumbing on the starboard side by the cyl head.

    Sean_Q_
     
    Sean, Apr 8, 2007
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  6. Sean

    Beav Guest

    I was tired, leave me alone.

    <shuffles off feeling like a ****>


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    Beav, Apr 9, 2007
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  7. Sean

    Christofire Guest

    Stop poncing about with all your fancy verbiage and buy the sodding SV
    then. Good bike, handy and if you enjoy the odd twisty bit you may find
    yourself leaving the good ship Davidson at home.
     
    Christofire, Apr 9, 2007
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