The Farmyard

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Rogue Trader, Jun 15, 2006.

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    Rogue Trader Guest

    How many are going this weekend?
     
    Rogue Trader, Jun 15, 2006
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    Pip Guest

    They usually get a few thousand, don't they?
     
    Pip, Jun 15, 2006
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    zymurgy Guest

    Is Rebecca Loos going ?

    HTH

    Paul.
     
    zymurgy, Jun 15, 2006
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    Whinging Courier Guest

    In uk.rec.motorcycles, belched forth and ejected the following:
    She's more of a dog than any other farmyard animal iyam.
     
    Whinging Courier, Jun 15, 2006
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    Pip Guest

    There's never enough loos.
     
    Pip, Jun 15, 2006
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    Whinging Courier Guest

    In uk.rec.motorcycles, Pip belched forth and ejected the following:
    And never enough paper when you do find one!
     
    Whinging Courier, Jun 15, 2006
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    Big Dave Guest

    Hmmm. That made me think :
    What's more important to take with you?
    [1] Bog Paper
    [2] Imodium
     
    Big Dave, Jun 16, 2006
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    Whinging Courier Guest

    In uk.rec.motorcycles, Big Dave belched forth and ejected the following:
    Good question!

    Bog paper because you're always going to need a dump but could use a
    substitute like leaves or newspaper and Imodium because well, diarrhea
    is messy and can be very inconvenient indeed!
     
    Whinging Courier, Jun 17, 2006
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    Pip Guest

    The point of the imodium being to neck a double dose, then you won't
    need to shit all weekend.
     
    Pip, Jun 17, 2006
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    DoetNietComputeren Guest

    And then join the Auvache school of dating upon your return, presumeably.


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    Dnc

    B1200 - +30bhp ~|~ ZZR1100 - faster when upright
    V2300 - flat cap and rug ~|~ A6 2.5TDi V6 Quattro Sport

    MIB#26 two#54(soiled) UKRMMA#26 BOTAFOT#153 X-FOT#003
     
    DoetNietComputeren, Jun 17, 2006
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    steve auvache Guest

    DoetNietComputeren wrote
    In this respect can I just point out that cheaper dates can be your
    friend, if you are unfortunate enough to suffer from low alcohol related
    constipation, more so than the very much nicer sticky ones.
     
    steve auvache, Jun 17, 2006
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    DoetNietComputeren Guest

    you can
    not my friend I'm afraid - I am but a heathen to you in this matter.
    Still, that means more of the 'orrible little sticky fuckers for you to
    enjoy, right?


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    Dnc

    B1200 - +30bhp ~|~ ZZR1100 - faster when upright
    V2300 - flat cap and rug ~|~ A6 2.5TDi V6 Quattro Sport

    MIB#26 two#54(soiled) UKRMMA#26 BOTAFOT#153 X-FOT#003
     
    DoetNietComputeren, Jun 17, 2006
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    steve auvache Guest

    DoetNietComputeren wrote
    Yes and no.

    A mate of mine, "doesn't eat dates." He, "hates them with a passion."
    He is the LSO of one of the members of my tasting panel, who, since my
    quest started, has given up on EatMe Dates on the grounds she "never
    realised how truly bad they really were."

    He was round the other day when I was finishing off the last of the
    Jordanian Medjool dates that WC brought round. It was interesting to
    hear his views on how they compared to the Israeli ones you get in
    Tescos. Not bad, I thought, for a bloke who two months ago "wouldn't
    touch them with mine let alone his."
     
    steve auvache, Jun 17, 2006
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