The first rule of ukrm dog-club......

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  1. sir.wavy

    sir.wavy Guest

    .... is: No one talks about ukrm-dc. Especially when any details concern
    Robbo's flabby arse.

    Roll on the SSF[1] in September...

    Photos to follow

    Dave

    [1] The new name for the EOSM.... Ask Lozzo.
     
    sir.wavy, Apr 12, 2004
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    Ginge Guest

    What about sound effects, are we allowed to talk about sound effects?
     
    Ginge, Apr 12, 2004
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    Pip Guest

    What about Hat Club? Are we allowed to talk about that yet?
     
    Pip, Apr 12, 2004
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    Ginge Guest

    It's like this:

    The first rule of hat club is, you do not talk about hat club.

    The second rule of hat club is, YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT HAT CLUB.

    The third rule of hat club; if someone admires your hat, is wearing a
    hat, or, is as mad as a hatter, tip your hat in their direction.

    The fourth rule, only one head to a hat.

    The fifth rule, only one hat at a time fellas.

    The sixth rule, no balaclavas, no tea cosies.

    The seventh rule, hats may stay on as long as they have to.

    And the eighth and final rule, if this is your first night at hat club,
    you have to wear a hat.
     
    Ginge, Apr 12, 2004
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    AndrewR Guest

    I did and nobody seems to have a photo of it.


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    The speccy Geordie twat.
     
    AndrewR, Apr 12, 2004
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    Elly Guest

     
    Elly, Apr 12, 2004
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    Ginge Guest

    Wonderful.

    I'm really glad Pip remembered hat club or I'd never have known anything
    about this. I can just picture you in a teacosy, so, for the EOSM I
    think we modify the rules...
     
    Ginge, Apr 12, 2004
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    sir.wavy Guest

    The what? There is no EOSM this year! As previously stated it's the SSF!!!
     
    sir.wavy, Apr 12, 2004
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    Christofire Guest

    Pip posted:
    Shh!
     
    Christofire, Apr 12, 2004
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    Ginge Guest

    What does that stand for then? Mail me the answer if it's not for in
    here... ginge [at] stopthevoices [dot] org [dot] uk
     
    Ginge, Apr 12, 2004
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    Ginge Guest

    Muck (I think) has some great footage of you running (like a girl) down
    the road to fetch it, moments after it blew off.
     
    Ginge, Apr 12, 2004
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    AndrewR Guest

    More for them, or did you not notice the word immediately after "Geordie" at
    the end of my .sig?


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    The speccy Geordie twat.
     
    AndrewR, Apr 12, 2004
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  13. sir.wavy

    AndrewR Guest

    I was going to try to pick it off the deck as I rode past, but then I
    considered that:

    1. There was a red Astra coming the other way.

    2. The high probability that something would go wrong.

    3. The even higher probability of somebody having a camera to capture 1 & 2
    happening.

    BTW, that was the first time I've even tried to run since I had the screw
    out of my heel ... it felt a bit strange.


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    The speccy Geordie twat.
     
    AndrewR, Apr 12, 2004
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    Lozzo Guest

    sir.wavy says...
    Not telling.

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    Lozzo, Apr 12, 2004
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    Robbo Guest

    Keh?!?!?
    ;-p

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    sir.wavy Guest

    You mean "Que", I presume.... You'll have to ask Lozzo as he wants to be
    the one to tell everyone....
     
    sir.wavy, Apr 12, 2004
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    Doesnotcompute Guest

    Lozzo wrote:

    it might raise a mirk or two, but probably only for those that already know.
     
    Doesnotcompute, Apr 12, 2004
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    Lozzo Guest

    sir.wavy says...
    Not sure I should, even though I have full permission to from those it
    concerns.

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    ANORAK#9, DIAABTCOD#14, UKRMT5BB, IBW#013, MIRTTH#15a/16,
    BotToS#8, GP#2, SBS#10, SH#3, DFV#14, BONY#9.
    Url for ukrm newbies : http://www.ukrm.net/faq/ukrmscbt.html
    http://www.glfuk.com/ for MJK Leathers in the UK.
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    Lozzo, Apr 12, 2004
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    Darren Robinson, Apr 12, 2004
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    AndrewR Guest

    Thanks Darren, sig duly updated for this post.


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    The hatty Geordie twat.
     
    AndrewR, Apr 12, 2004
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