The Harley Biker

(A Merkin-centric joke but funny none the less)

A Harley biker is riding by the zoo in Washington, DC when he sees a little girl
leaning into the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her
jacket and tries to pull her inside to eat her, under the eyes of her screaming
parents.

The biker jumps off his Harley, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the
nose with a powerful punch.

Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back letting go of the girl, and the
biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly. A reporter
has watched the whole event.

The reporter addressing the Harley rider says, 'Sir, this was the most gallant
and brave thing I've seen a man do in my whole life.'

The Harley rider replies, 'Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was behind
bars. I just saw this little kid in danger and acted as I felt right.'

The reporter says, 'Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a
journalist, you know, and tomorrow's paper will have this story on the front
page... So, what do you do for a living and what political affiliation do you have?'

The biker replies, 'I'm a U.S. Marine and a Republican.' The journalist leaves.

The following morning the biker buys the paper to see if it indeed brings news
of his actions, and reads, on the front page:

U.S. MARINE ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH

That pretty much sums up the media's approach to the news these days.

--

- KRudd at his finest.

"The Labour Party is corrupt beyond redemption!"
- Labour hasbeen Mark Latham in a moment of honest clarity.

"This is the recession we had to have!"
- Paul Keating explaining why he gave Australia another Labour recession.

"Silly old bugger!"
- Well known ACTU pisspot and sometime Labour prime minister Bob Hawke
responding to a pensioner who dared ask for more.

"By 1990, no child will live in poverty"
- Bob Hawke again, desperate to win another election.

"A billion trees ..."
- Borke, pissed as a newt again.

"Well may we say 'God save the Queen' because nothing will save the governor
general!"
- Egotistical shithead and pompous fuckwit E.G. Whitlam whining about his
appointee for Governor General John Kerr.

"SHUT THE **** UP YOU DUMB ****!"
- FlangesBum on learning the truth about Labour's economic capabilities.

"I don't care what you fuckers think!"
- KRudd the KRude Rat at his finest again.

"We'll just change it all when we get in."
- Garrett the carrott

 

I think you might be the first person ever to enter my killfile.
Congratulations. And goodnight.
Oh, and if you think I KF'd you for the media connection, nope.

 

*****************************************
More for the poor queer little Zionist
neo-Liberal Moloch-loving cocksucker:-

Sir Johnette Howgay-Levy AC WSCMoF

Faggy little neo-Liberal pecker-licker,
Usenet spam merchant, identity thief
and part-time Yak Wanker.
A part of the filthy Zionist cockroach
infestation of Australia that is trying
to dump Israel's problems onto Australia.

Time for Johnette to be sent back to Israel.

AC means Arse Cleaner and
WSCMoF means Wine-Soaked Child-Molesting Fuckwit

Make allowances for poor Johnette - she
seems to be retarded, but her primitive
native language was not English.
It must really suck being such an ignorant and
twisted fag girl like poor little Johnette.

--------------------

Always good to expose this little psycho:-

Johnette's file: Psychopathology of a stalker.

Stalkers and the Borderline Personality
*
http://www.angelfire.com/ga/random/bordr.html
*

Obsessive Personality of a Stalker
*
http://personalitydisorders.suite101.com/article.cfm/personality_of_a_stalker
*

Fags and dykes are sexual psychopaths, and we can see
how they actually fit into the pathological profiles.

Fags and dykes spring forth where Mother Nature
has failed. They need help, but who can help them?

What life will not mend, death will thankfully end.

*
http://www.bilegrip.com/var/www/html/images/gee.ozbest2.png
*
*****************************************

 

Nah, if I wanted those, I'd have to ask you to pull them out of your arse.

--

- KRudd at his finest.

"The Labour Party is corrupt beyond redemption!"
- Labour hasbeen Mark Latham in a moment of honest clarity.

"This is the recession we had to have!"
- Paul Keating explaining why he gave Australia another Labour recession.

"Silly old bugger!"
- Well known ACTU pisspot and sometime Labour prime minister Bob Hawke
responding to a pensioner who dared ask for more.

"By 1990, no child will live in poverty"
- Bob Hawke again, desperate to win another election.

"A billion trees ..."
- Borke, pissed as a newt again.

"Well may we say 'God save the Queen' because nothing will save the governor
general!"
- Egotistical shithead and pompous fuckwit E.G. Whitlam whining about his
appointee for Governor General John Kerr.

"SHUT THE **** UP YOU DUMB ****!"
- FlangesBum on learning the truth about Labour's economic capabilities.

"I don't care what you fuckers think!"
- KRudd the KRude Rat at his finest again.

"We'll just change it all when we get in."
- Garrett the carrott

 

More for the poor queer little Zionist
neo-Liberal Moloch-loving cocksucker:-

Sir Johnette Howgay-Levy AC WSCMoF

Faggy little neo-Liberal pecker-licker,
Usenet spam merchant, identity thief
and part-time Yak Wanker.
A part of the filthy Zionist cockroach
infestation of Australia that is trying
to dump Israel's problems onto Australia.

Time for Johnette to be sent back to Israel.

AC means Arse Cleaner and
WSCMoF means Wine-Soaked Child-Molesting Fuckwit

Make allowances for poor Johnette - she
seems to be retarded, but her primitive
native language was not English.
It must really suck being such an ignorant and
twisted fag girl like poor little Johnette.

--------------------

Always good to expose this little psycho:-

Johnette's file: Psychopathology of a stalker.

Stalkers and the Borderline Personality
*
http://www.angelfire.com/ga/random/bordr.html
*

Obsessive Personality of a Stalker
*
http://personalitydisorders.suite101.com/article.cfm/personality_of_a_stalker
*

Fags and dykes are sexual psychopaths, and we can see
how they actually fit into the pathological profiles.

Fags and dykes spring forth where Mother Nature
has failed. They need help, but who can help them?

What life will not mend, death will thankfully end.

*
http://www.bilegrip.com/var/www/html/images/gee.ozbest2.png
*
***************************

 

More for the poor queer little Zionist
neo-Liberal Moloch-loving cocksucker:-

Sir Johnette Howgay-Levy AC WSCMoF

Faggy little neo-Liberal pecker-licker,
Usenet spam merchant, identity thief
and part-time Yak Wanker.
A part of the filthy Zionist cockroach
infestation of Australia that is trying
to dump Israel's problems onto Australia.

Time for Johnette to be sent back to Israel.

AC means Arse Cleaner and
WSCMoF means Wine-Soaked Child-Molesting Fuckwit

Make allowances for poor Johnette - she
seems to be retarded, but her primitive
native language was not English.
It must really suck being such an ignorant and
twisted fag girl like poor little Johnette.

--------------------

Always good to expose this little psycho:-

Johnette's file: Psychopathology of a stalker.

Stalkers and the Borderline Personality
*
http://www.angelfire.com/ga/random/bordr.html
*

Obsessive Personality of a Stalker
*
http://personalitydisorders.suite101.com/article.cfm/personality_of_a_stalker
*

Fags and dykes are sexual psychopaths, and we can see
how they actually fit into the pathological profiles.

Fags and dykes spring forth where Mother Nature
has failed. They need help, but who can help them?

What life will not mend, death will thankfully end.

*
http://www.bilegrip.com/var/www/html/images/gee.ozbest2.png
*
******************************

 

That's KRudd's job!

--

- KRudd at his finest.

"The Labour Party is corrupt beyond redemption!"
- Labour hasbeen Mark Latham in a moment of honest clarity.

"This is the recession we had to have!"
- Paul Keating explaining why he gave Australia another Labour recession.

"Silly old bugger!"
- Well known ACTU pisspot and sometime Labour prime minister Bob Hawke
responding to a pensioner who dared ask for more.

"By 1990, no child will live in poverty"
- Bob Hawke again, desperate to win another election.

"A billion trees ..."
- Borke, pissed as a newt again.

"Well may we say 'God save the Queen' because nothing will save the governor
general!"
- Egotistical shithead and pompous fuckwit E.G. Whitlam whining about his
appointee for Governor General John Kerr.

"SHUT THE **** UP YOU DUMB ****!"
- FlangesBum on learning the truth about Labour's economic capabilities.

"I don't care what you fuckers think!"
- KRudd the KRude Rat at his finest again.

"We'll just change it all when we get in."
- Garrett the carrott

 

More for the poor queer little Zionist
neo-Liberal Moloch-loving cocksucker:-

Sir Johnette Howgay-Levy AC WSCMoF

Faggy little neo-Liberal pecker-licker,
Usenet spam merchant, identity thief
and part-time Yak Wanker.
A part of the filthy Zionist cockroach
infestation of Australia that is trying
to dump Israel's problems onto Australia.

Time for Johnette to be sent back to Israel.

AC means Arse Cleaner and
WSCMoF means Wine-Soaked Child-Molesting Fuckwit

Make allowances for poor Johnette - she
seems to be retarded, but her primitive
native language was not English.
It must really suck being such an ignorant and
twisted fag girl like poor little Johnette.

--------------------

Always good to expose this little psycho:-

Johnette's file: Psychopathology of a stalker.

Stalkers and the Borderline Personality
*
http://www.angelfire.com/ga/random/bordr.html
*

Obsessive Personality of a Stalker
*
http://personalitydisorders.suite101.com/article.cfm/personality_of_a_stalker
*

Fags and dykes are sexual psychopaths, and we can see
how they actually fit into the pathological profiles.

Fags and dykes spring forth where Mother Nature
has failed. They need help, but who can help them?

What life will not mend, death will thankfully end.

*
http://www.bilegrip.com/var/www/html/images/gee.ozbest2.png
*
*********************************