The injustice! I am taller and I have better politics!

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by M J Carley, Dec 18, 2007.

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    M J Carley Guest

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    Hog Guest

    I doubt the latter very much.

    She might like to pose as a Left Banker but Carla Bruni is the multi
    millionaire daughter of a family of uber wealthy Italian Industrialists. Her
    choice is hardly surprising therefor.

    Try asking her the following questions in this order:

    # Are you opposed to the new plans for French immigration laws, are you
    prepared to come out onto the streets in protest (again)

    # Are you prepared to give up all but a basic pension provision of all your
    enormous personal wealth to fund your leftist political idealogy

    Lets look at her previous boyfriends. Clapton, Jagger and Donald Trump
    (FFS!). She ain't datin' no broke nigger.

    Not really your type at all, is she.
     
    Hog, Dec 18, 2007
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    M J Carley Guest

    You would.
    I knew that, but nobody's beyond redemption.
    She is, actually.
    She doesn't have a leftist ideology.
    I'm still taller than him!
     
    M J Carley, Dec 18, 2007
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    Lozzo Guest

    Lozzo, Dec 18, 2007
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    M J Carley Guest

    And he's a short-arse. So why him and not me?
     
    M J Carley, Dec 18, 2007
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    darsy Guest

    he's a rich powerful politician and you're a whingeing commie
    bogtrotter.

    What do I win?
     
    darsy, Dec 18, 2007
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    Lozzo Guest

    darsy says...
    Psuedo-bogtrotter please.

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    Lozzo
    Triumph Daytona 955i SE
    Suzuki SV650 K3
    Honda CBR600 F-W
    Yamaha SR250 SpazzTrakka
    Suzuki GSX-R750L
    Suzkui TS50X
     
    Lozzo, Dec 18, 2007
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    mrmoosehead Guest


    A Carla Bruni CD.

    I have one here, on MP3 if you'd like. It's quite good, actually.
    Probably not up your street though. In fact, not even in your town.
    Your town is full of weirdos. It's like one of those frontier towns of
    music.

    M.
     
    mrmoosehead, Dec 18, 2007
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    M J Carley Guest

    Whingeing [ ]
    Commie [X]
    Pseudo [ ]
    Bogtrotter [X]

    Two out of four ain't bad, but `pseudo'?
     
    M J Carley, Dec 18, 2007
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    Lozzo Guest

    M J Carley says...
    From your CV:

    "Date of birth

    17th November, 1971, Ripon, North Yorkshire, England."

    Pseudo

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    Lozzo
    Triumph Daytona 955i SE
    Suzuki SV650 K3
    Honda CBR600 F-W
    Yamaha SR250 SpazzTrakka
    Suzuki GSX-R750L
    Suzkui TS50X
     
    Lozzo, Dec 18, 2007
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    M J Carley Guest

    An te' a rugadh sa stabla nil capall e'.
     
    M J Carley, Dec 18, 2007
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    platypus Guest

    Why don't you **** off to alt.dialect.yorkshire where your sort are
    tolerated.
     
    platypus, Dec 18, 2007
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    Hog Guest

    As long as it makes her popular and doesn't cost her too much.

    Her new Beau won't be making her very popular on the left bank though.
     
    Hog, Dec 18, 2007
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    Hog Guest

    OK I'm retiring from this thread, you guys are doing a much better job.
     
    Hog, Dec 18, 2007
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    Des Guest

    Des, Dec 18, 2007
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    M J Carley Guest

    Up yours you black bastard.
     
    M J Carley, Dec 18, 2007
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    M J Carley Guest

    The ex-Mme S. is not unattractive.
     
    M J Carley, Dec 18, 2007
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    Hog Guest

    Aye now *she* might shag you. One has to pick targets carefully.
     
    Hog, Dec 18, 2007
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    Des Guest

    Well tasty, I'd say, but then I like the bourgeoise, Mediterranean
    brunette, Jewish type anyway. SO is proof of this.

    But the mere idea that the pathetic little shit who's our President at the
    moment had shot his load up her before me ...

    No thanks.

    D.

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    French Biking Vocabulary: http://minilien.fr/a0kg0p

    'Kaiser: "Can you prove to me the existence of G-d?"
    Bismarck: "The Jews, your Majesty. The Jews"'
     
    Des, Dec 18, 2007
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  20. Fhalabh 'sa boc an airde

    Phil.
     
    Phil Launchbury, Dec 19, 2007
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