The injustice! I am taller and I have better politics!

http://www.guardian.co.uk/international/story/0,,2229092,00.html

 

I doubt the latter very much.

She might like to pose as a Left Banker but Carla Bruni is the multi
millionaire daughter of a family of uber wealthy Italian Industrialists. Her
choice is hardly surprising therefor.

Try asking her the following questions in this order:

# Are you opposed to the new plans for French immigration laws, are you
prepared to come out onto the streets in protest (again)

# Are you prepared to give up all but a basic pension provision of all your
enormous personal wealth to fund your leftist political idealogy

Lets look at her previous boyfriends. Clapton, Jagger and Donald Trump
(FFS!). She ain't datin' no broke nigger.

Not really your type at all, is she.

 

You would.

I knew that, but nobody's beyond redemption.

She is, actually.

She doesn't have a leftist ideology.

I'm still taller than him!

 

M J Carley says...

<googles>

She's fit

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Yamaha SR250 SpazzTrakka
Suzuki GSX-R750L
Suzkui TS50X

 

And he's a short-arse. So why him and not me?

 

he's a rich powerful politician and you're a whingeing commie
bogtrotter.

What do I win?

 

darsy says...

Psuedo-bogtrotter please.

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A Carla Bruni CD.

I have one here, on MP3 if you'd like. It's quite good, actually.
Probably not up your street though. In fact, not even in your town.
Your town is full of weirdos. It's like one of those frontier towns of
music.

M.

 

Whingeing [ ]
Commie [X]
Pseudo [ ]
Bogtrotter [X]

Two out of four ain't bad, but `pseudo'?

 

M J Carley says...

From your CV:

"Date of birth

17th November, 1971, Ripon, North Yorkshire, England."

Pseudo

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Suzuki SV650 K3
Honda CBR600 F-W
Yamaha SR250 SpazzTrakka
Suzuki GSX-R750L
Suzkui TS50X

 

An te' a rugadh sa stabla nil capall e'.

 

Why don't you **** off to alt.dialect.yorkshire where your sort are
tolerated.

 

As long as it makes her popular and doesn't cost her too much.

Her new Beau won't be making her very popular on the left bank though.

 

OK I'm retiring from this thread, you guys are doing a much better job.

 

Look on the bright side: would you want any bint who'd been shagged by the
neo-fascist little dwarf in our Elysée ?

D.

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des
French Biking Vocabulary: http://minilien.fr/a0kg0p

'Kaiser: "Can you prove to me the existence of G-d?"
Bismarck: "The Jews, your Majesty. The Jews"'

 

Up yours you black bastard.

 

The ex-Mme S. is not unattractive.

 

Aye now *she* might shag you. One has to pick targets carefully.

 

Well tasty, I'd say, but then I like the bourgeoise, Mediterranean
brunette, Jewish type anyway. SO is proof of this.

But the mere idea that the pathetic little shit who's our President at the
moment had shot his load up her before me ...

No thanks.

D.

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des
French Biking Vocabulary: http://minilien.fr/a0kg0p

'Kaiser: "Can you prove to me the existence of G-d?"
Bismarck: "The Jews, your Majesty. The Jews"'

 

Fhalabh 'sa boc an airde

Phil.