The innate hostility of inanimate objects

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by TMack, Mar 3, 2007.

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    Lozzo Guest

    TMack says...
    BMW
     
    Lozzo, Mar 4, 2007
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    Andy Bonwick Guest

    On Sun, 4 Mar 2007 09:53:35 +0000,
    I used to make a bit of money on the side at work building up the
    heads on the originals and machining them to a more user friendly
    size.
     
    Andy Bonwick, Mar 4, 2007
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    Kim Bolton Guest

    Road crap? Road crap?

    You don't mean to say that....people....rode them....in....the rain?

    <faints>
     
    Kim Bolton, Mar 4, 2007
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    Kim Bolton Guest

    The MZ 250s that were fitted with the Mikuni oil-pump also had it
    driven from the gearbox; wise riders added 5ml of two-stroke oil to
    each litre of petrol, which had the added value of prolonging the
    life of the carburettor slide.
     
    Kim Bolton, Mar 4, 2007
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    Lozzo Guest

    Kim Bolton says...
    I've never had a significantly worn carb slide on any high mileage four
    stroke, so that's a load of MZ owner's bollocks, unless they were so
    badly made they needed a constant supply of lubricant.
     
    Lozzo, Mar 4, 2007
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    platypus Guest

    Jawa Mustang with a transparent section in the nose of the fairing for the
    headlight to shine through. Headlight mounted in the traditional place on
    the front forks, turns independently of the fairing...

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    platypus

    "Merely corroborative detail, intended to
    give artistic verisimilitude to an otherwise
    bald and unconvincing narrative.”
     
    platypus, Mar 4, 2007
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  7. I'd forgotten that one. Anmd the fairing was painted in metalflake
    purple. Gotta love the 1970s.
     
    The Older Gentleman, Mar 4, 2007
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    SD Guest

    <points at GL1500>

    Take your pick.
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    |_\_____/_| ..88045../..23727.../..31893.
    (>|_|_|<) TPPFATUICG#7 DIAABTCOD#9 WG*
    |__|_|__| BOTAFOT #70 BOTAFOF #09 PM#5
    \ |^| / IbW#0 & KotIbW# BotTOS#6 GP#4
    \|^|/ ANORAK#17 IbB#4 YTC#4 two#11
    '^' RBR Clues: 00 Pts:0000 Miles:0000
     
    SD, Mar 4, 2007
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    ogden Guest

    Where's Nigel's sig when you need it?
     
    ogden, Mar 4, 2007
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    Rich B Guest

    Or any feature of any bike with Jawa on the tank. But that fairing was a
    classic.

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    2001 Disco II ES auto
    1971 S2a 88" petrol
    2006 Bandit 1200S

    Take out the obvious to email me.
     
    Rich B, Mar 4, 2007
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    Kim Bolton Guest

    I take it you aren't that familiar with the quality of the materials
    that MZ were forced to work with. Besides, the carburettor slide in a
    piston-ported two-stroke sees a very different pressure-pulse profile
    than a that of a four-stroke.
     
    Kim Bolton, Mar 4, 2007
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    Lozzo Guest

    Kim Bolton says...
    The old MZs I've seen and worked on have been quite impressive
    considering the limited resources they had to hand. I don't for a minute
    think that the carb slides would have worn badly if not given that extra
    dollop of 2-stroke oil.

    The materials used to make Japanese carbs are very lightweight and
    cheap, almost pitful in their nastiness, but I've never seen one that's
    got a significantly worn slide. Most Jap strokers from about 1967
    onwards had some sort of oil injection that fed forwards of the carb
    into the cases, I've never seen a badly worn slide on any of those
    either and they're subject to the same pressure-pulse profiles as MZs.

    I think the idea of putting an extra 5ml of oil per litre of fuel in the
    tank is overkill. If anything you'd be leaning off the fuel/air mixture
    a touch making it more prone to seizure unless you rejetted to suit.
     
    Lozzo, Mar 4, 2007
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    Pete Fisher Guest

    In communiqué <>, Rich B
    Even Jawa speedway bikes?

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    Pete Fisher, Mar 5, 2007
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    Pete Fisher Guest

    Perhaps it is for aromatherapy reasons.

    <fond memories of putting a teaspoon of 'R' in to the G2 tank in my
    youth for that authentic whiff of the shale[1] oval>

    [1] not cinders - I'm not *that* old.
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    Pete Fisher, Mar 5, 2007
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  15. Up to and including the RG250 -- my first race at Westwood cost me
    over $600 for a new crank because I'd stalled the engine braking into the
    hairpin, and was givving it 11K-rpm beans to get moving again up the hill
    (after restarting by dumping the clutch). It seized just as I realised it
    must have been in 2nd rather than 1st...

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    GSX600F, RG250WD "You Porsche. Me pass!" DoD #484 JKLO#003, 005
    WP7# 3000 LC Unit #2368 (tinlc) UKMC#00009 BOTAFOT#16 UKRMMA#7 (Hon)
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    Dr Ivan D. Reid, Mar 5, 2007
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    Kim Bolton Guest

    Oh, I agree; the engineering design was good, it's just that East
    German metallurgy wasn't always up to the task. There are persistent
    rumours of front-fork clamps and clutch/brake levers fracturing in
    conditions where that would be unexpected.
    The BVF carburettor has a reputation for a high wear-rate.
    At 5 ml per 1000 I 'll take a bet that the weakening effect is less
    than one main-jet size or one notch on the needle.
     
    Kim Bolton, Mar 5, 2007
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    Rich B Guest

    OK, no - but the two-strokes were a total fucking abomination. I see
    they're using Rotax singles these days, which bodes well, but after owning
    one (a 634) I just couldn't.

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    Rich
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    2001 Disco II ES auto
    1971 S2a 88" petrol
    2006 Bandit 1200S

    Take out the obvious to email me.
     
    Rich B, Mar 5, 2007
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    Beav Guest

    Having to remove a whole engine just to get at an alternator? VN750 btw.


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    VN 750
    Zed 1000
    OMF# 19
     
    Beav, Mar 6, 2007
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    platypus Guest

    GoldWing too.

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    platypus

    "Merely corroborative detail, intended to
    give artistic verisimilitude to an otherwise
    bald and unconvincing narrative.”
     
    platypus, Mar 6, 2007
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    SD Guest

    Pish-tosh.
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    | ___ Salad Dodger
    |/ \
    _/_____\_ GL1500SEV/CBR1100XXX/CBX1000Z
    |_\_____/_| ..88045../..23727.../..31893.
    (>|_|_|<) TPPFATUICG#7 DIAABTCOD#9 WG*
    |__|_|__| BOTAFOT #70 BOTAFOF #09 PM#5
    \ |^| / IbW#0 & KotIbW# BotTOS#6 GP#4
    \|^|/ ANORAK#17 IbB#4 YTC#4 two#11
    '^' RBR Clues: 00 Pts:0000 Miles:0000
     
    SD, Mar 6, 2007
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