The Night Before Christmas...

....and all through the house, there's not really a lot occurring. Would it
be very wrong of me to pull on my cape and go out and ride through the
streets on the Ural, howling like a madman?

 

It would only be wrong if you didn't get someone to video it for us all
to see.

 

Fly in the ointment, there.

 

DO IT.

 

If you could ride all over the front lawn of the cunts who've been
setting off fireworks, it'd be appreciated.

Just had a look outside, WUN would be proud.

14 houses in our close, not one sign of Xmas illuminations.

Lahnden, gotta luv it.
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\ |^| / IbW#0 & KotIbW# BotTOS#6 GP#4
\|^|/ ANORAK#17 IbB#4 YTC#4 two#11
'^' RBR Clues: 00 Pts:0000 Miles:0000

 

You're supposed to take your trousers off before applying it.
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| ___ Salad Dodger
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(>|_|_|<) TPPFATUICG#7 DIAABTCOD#9 WG*
|__|_|__| BOTAFOT #70 BOTAFOF #09 PM#5
\ |^| / IbW#0 & KotIbW# BotTOS#6 GP#4
\|^|/ ANORAK#17 IbB#4 YTC#4 two#11
'^' RBR Clues: 00 Pts:0000 Miles:0000

 

Too many bottles of sweet sherry with this evening's minced pies, I fear:
can't find my cape.

 

It's all over my hands, too, and the keyboard's a bit sticky. You could be
right.

 

On Monday 25 December 2006 00:20, platypus []

Only if you forgot the Ural.

 

If stopped give the name:

Smolenski

 

Oh, to revisit an old meme.

 

Anyone would think you were living in a muslim state...

Ah... as you were.

 

I keep turning the lights off because they're "irritating". She gets
annoyed. We settled on me removing the flasher bulb.

This year's catchphrase is "you're ruining my christmas".

Ahhhhh, lovely.

 

Oh, shit, knew I'd forgotten something.

The transparency of the Ashes' urn in the side window will have to do.

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Yes, but I don't s'pose it'll stop you...


Platy... worse than ever...

 

You don't know the half of it. Pity the poor soul upon whom I visited The
Terror this afternoon...

 

You're just plain ol' mean, heartless and cruel... Man like you could
go far...

 

It wouldn't be fair to say. When he's out of therapy, he may tell you
himself.