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Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Judge, Jan 14, 2006.

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    Judge Guest

    Normally it's just good.

    This week it was excellent.

    I had to stop eating my lunch for fear of choking.

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    The Judge.
    FJR1300 - Transalp
    Gone: K1200RS ZZR1200 VL1500LC ZZR1100 GS1000G GSX250
    "What's the point of testing anything on an American unless it's a new type
    of cattle-prod or the Ibola virus?" Jon Holmes.
     
    Judge, Jan 14, 2006
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    Judge Guest

    ****! Spot the spelling mistake.
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    The Judge.
    FJR1300 - Transalp
    Gone: K1200RS ZZR1200 VL1500LC ZZR1100 GS1000G GSX250
    "What's the point of testing anything on an American unless it's a new type
    of cattle-prod or the Ebola virus?" Jon Holmes.
     
    Judge, Jan 14, 2006
    #2
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    lushhead Guest

    I think your mistake was not choking.

    ****
     
    lushhead, Jan 14, 2006
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  4. Judge

    Judge Guest

    You try so hard to fit in, don't you?

    I wonder if you have any personality at all.
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    The Judge.
    FJR1300 - Transalp
    Gone: K1200RS ZZR1200 VL1500LC ZZR1100 GS1000G GSX250
    "What's the point of testing anything on an American unless it's a new type
    of cattle-prod or the Ebola virus?" Jon Holmes.
     
    Judge, Jan 14, 2006
    #4
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    Andy Bonwick Guest

    I still can't see why so many people hate you.
     
    Andy Bonwick, Jan 14, 2006
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    Big Dave Guest

    Big Dave, Jan 14, 2006
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    lushhead Guest

    I dont need to fit in.
    I'll bet there are more people round here wanting to punch you than me.

    You're still a ****
     
    lushhead, Jan 14, 2006
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  8. Judge

    lushhead Guest

    Everyone loves me, they just wont admit to it ;-)
     
    lushhead, Jan 14, 2006
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    lushhead Guest

    lushhead, Jan 14, 2006
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    Big Dave Guest

    Stop calling him a ****. Cunts are useful.
    Even if its riddled with the pox, it can still be used for pissing through.
    <thinks a bit>
    Hang on.
    You're right.
    He is a ****.
     
    Big Dave, Jan 14, 2006
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    Andy Bonwick Guest

    I think you could be wrong on that one. I've laughed when you've been
    a **** to some who (imo) deserve it but other times you've been a ****
    to some who really didn't deserve it and who would be justified in
    giving you a fucking good slap.

    So far you've been careful not to go too far with anyone who's likely
    to give you a beating but one day you might slip up. I hope that if
    and when it happens you take it as being a bit of a laugh for everyone
    else.

    Have a nice day.
     
    Andy Bonwick, Jan 14, 2006
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    lushhead Guest

    What the **** would you know newbie?
     
    lushhead, Jan 14, 2006
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    Pip Guest

    I just knew that eventually you'd hit the nail on the head.
     
    Pip, Jan 14, 2006
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