The spic lives

I got taken into hospital by ambulance after collapsing at home in
severe pain at about 4am on Sunday morning. After a couple of bouts of
intense vomiting, tests and a scan showed a kidney stone was the cause
of the problem and I've been given an appointment to have it zapped so
I can then pass what's left naturally.

At 3pm today they let me go home and I'm just about to crawl into bed
and have another sleep.

For Mr Sweller's benefit, I have a lower age limit of 19 years old, so
some of the nurses were fair game

 

I trust they have given you donkey doses of painkillers. They gave me
pethidine injections when I had mine. Sort of worked, at least took the
edge off. Fortunately, mine shifted itself within 24 hours which was Xmas
day in 1991.

Good luck.

 

I saw my Mum \pass one, **** that for a game of fisting.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Lozzo

GWS, that Spic.

 

Ah, well done. Effing agonising, those stones.

Glad you're OK.

 

Sure it wasn't 4am Sunday evening?

 

<g>

 

Harsh. The man is not well.

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I'm drugged to the eyeballs, I couldn't give a ****. I had to sit here
for 10 minutes trying to work out what day it happened before I posted.

 

GWS

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I think I might get a scan done. Before I had my vasectomy several years
ago, the urologist said I had "a little sand" in my kidneys. Sounds like
it's worth making sure it doesn't go too far...

 

Yup, had that a couple of months ago. It certainly widens your outlook.
;-(

 

GWS mate.

 

GWS mate.

 

Sounds nasty, but at least it's nothing really serious.

GWS.

 

*wince* gws.

Can't you just dangle your bits in an ultrasonic cleaner?

 

Mind bleach please...

 

GWS

 

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Odd that no-one's queuing up to put a claim in for the Versys if you
die, isn't it?

 

Ding.
But by that time I was so full of dope that it really did not matter.

The plastic was also feeling a tad sore at being hit for over 5000
Emalangeni.