The spic lives

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Lozzo, Dec 28, 2009.

  1. Clumsy ****, T-cut, gws, etc.
     
    Grimly Curmudgeon, Dec 29, 2009
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    Lozzo Guest

    Doesn't surprise me in the slightest - if you put the Versys next to
    most ukrmers we'd reach an unholy level of ugliness that could be no
    good for the world. The only thing more dangerous would be having two
    Verysii next to each other. I can get away with owning it because my
    immensely good looks balance it out.

    Strangely enough there's only been one claim laid for any of my bikes,
    and that was Auvache putting himself forward to take the SpazzTrakka -
    a balance of good looking bike and Auvache would however be acceptable.

    You'd have thought someone would have wanted the CBR now it has top
    notch suspension, spare wheels/discs and all new rearsets, clip-ons and
    bodywork, but in typical ukrm style no-one has got that amount of good
    taste.
     
    Lozzo, Dec 29, 2009
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    Lozzo Guest

    It only has a little bit of brahn on it now, and that was added
    especially for Blaney's benefit.
     
    Lozzo, Dec 29, 2009
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  4. That counts as a bite, I think.
     
    The Older Gentleman, Dec 29, 2009
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    Tim Guest

    I do hope that the passage of "rubble" isn't too unpleasant. GWS.
     
    Tim, Dec 29, 2009
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    Tim Guest

    Certain can be significant. However "scan" is a term thrown about a lot
    so they could even be going to have a peek using ultrasound (though I
    bet they don't).
     
    Tim, Dec 29, 2009
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    Nige Guest

    hehehehee - you know what I mean.

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    Nige,

    BMW K1200S
    Honda Transalp XL600V
    Yamaha R1
    Range Rover Vogue
     
    Nige, Dec 29, 2009
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    Pip Guest

    Go on, that's a wee stripe of turd, up the centre of the seat pucker,
    isn't it?
     
    Pip, Dec 29, 2009
    #28
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    Lozzo Guest

    Not yet, but now you've mentioned it...
     
    Lozzo, Dec 29, 2009
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    Dave H. Guest

    "Tim"wrote...
    Daughter has an annual ultrasound of her kidneys (ongoing kidney issue from
    toddlerhood), they can pick up even tiny "sand" particles - pleased to say
    the ones that showed up last year had disappeared by last week.

    Having had stones (well, gravel) myself, I can sympathise with full-choke
    shotguns being fed rifled slugs - felt like the end of my barrrel was gonna
    blow off... When I finally heard the last of the damn things ping in the pan
    I was a very happy bunny indeed.

    GWS

    Dave H.
     
    Dave H., Dec 29, 2009
    #30
  11. I'll have it.
     
    vulgarandmischevious, Dec 29, 2009
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    Lozzo Guest

    If the worst ever comes to the worst, be assured it's most definitely
    yours. SpazzTrakka to The Old Man of Essex, Versys to whoever I hate at
    the time, TS250C back to its previous owner.
     
    Lozzo, Dec 29, 2009
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  13. You da man! I shall remember you fondly with it. Well, I shall
    remember you, anyway.
    Seems like a reasonable plan. I do recall that darsy liked the
    spazztrakka...
     
    vulgarandmischevious, Dec 30, 2009
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    darsy Guest

    I certainly like the look of it, and the effort that went into it. I
    offered to buy it, having forgotten that a 250 is no use for a
    learner...
     
    darsy, Dec 30, 2009
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