The truth

A good Catholic Joke



The Pope and Julia Gillard are on the same stage at the Sydney Opera
House in front of a huge crowd.



The Pope leans towards Ms Gillard and said, "Do you know that with one
little wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild
with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display, but will go deep
into their hearts and they'll forever speak of this day and rejoice!"



Gillard replied, "I seriously doubt that with one little wave of your hand?



Show me!"



So the Pope backhanded the bitch!

 

Wrong newsgroups but still funny!

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- KRudd at his finest.

"The Labour Party is corrupt beyond redemption!"
- Labour hasbeen Mark Latham in a moment of honest clarity.

"This is the recession we had to have!"
- Paul Keating explaining why he gave Australia another Labour recession.

"Silly old bugger!"
- Well known ACTU pisspot and sometime Labour prime minister Bob Hawke
responding to a pensioner who dared ask for more.

"By 1990, no child will live in poverty"
- Bob Hawke again, desperate to win another election.

"A billion trees ..."
- Borke, pissed as a newt again.

"Well may we say 'God save the Queen' because nothing will save the governor
general!"
- Egotistical shithead and pompous fuckwit E.G. Whitlam whining about his
appointee for Governor General John Kerr.

"SHUT THE **** UP YOU DUMB ****!"
- FlangesBum on learning the truth about Labour's economic capabilities.

"I don't care what you fuckers think!"
- KRudd the KRude Rat at his finest again.

"We'll just change it all when we get in."
- Garrett the carrott

 

So not EVERY person in the crowd then, not even as many as if he did it to
the Abbott!

MrT.

 

Oh stop sooking you labourite wanker

 

Joke would be funnier if she slapped the pope, god knows he's more
deserving.

 

"Clocky" wrote in message

Joke would be funnier if she slapped the pope, god knows he's more
deserving.

which raises the question
as to how YOU know
what god knows ?


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God knows whatever you decide it knows since it's a figment of the human
imagination and not real.

 

Good joke, Nev. You ought to try using that to backup one of your
arguments in this forum!
I thought the first joke was funnier though, because it's more
slapstick.

 

I knew someone was going to get a slap the moment I put that but
wasn't sure who. We've moved off slapping Gillard then?!

 

Fine. Get out of the way. Happy to slap her. Slap Kevin too.

 

**You really are a dumb shit. I know a whole bunch of Liberal voters who
refused to vote for the Libs, whilst that religious moron Abbott is in
charge. They were very happy to support Turnbull, however. A lot of people
deserted the Libs, because they hate Abbott so much.

 

No-one has. There has not been an election since Abbott has been 'in
charge', nor one when Turnbull was in charge. Most Lib voters don't
even remember who was leading the Liberal Party at the time of the
last Fed Election (Labor voters don't care)

Theo

 

Ummm. Theo, the last federal election was 9 October 2010. Abbott was
leader of the LNP coalition and Gillard was PM. Remember now?

 

21 August 2010. 21 August 2010. 21 August 2010. 21 August 2010.
21 August 2010. 21 August 2010. 21 August 2010. 21 August 2010.
21 August 2010. 21 August 2010. 21 August 2010. 21 August 2010.
21 August 2010. 21 August 2010. 21 August 2010. 21 August 2010.
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21 August 2010. 21 August 2010. 21 August 2010. 21 August 2010.
21 August 2010. 21 August 2010. 21 August 2010. 21 August 2010.
21 August 2010. 21 August 2010. 21 August 2010. 21 August 2010.
21 August 2010. 21 August 2010. 21 August 2010. 21 August 2010.
21 August 2010. 21 August 2010. 21 August 2010. 21 August 2010.
21 August 2010. 21 August 2010. 21 August 2010. 21 August 2010.
21 August 2010. 21 August 2010. 21 August 2010. 21 August 2010.
21 August 2010. 21 August 2010. 21 August 2010. 21 August 2010.
21 August 2010. 21 August 2010. 21 August 2010. 21 August 2010.
21 August 2010. 21 August 2010. 21 August 2010. 21 August 2010.
21 August 2010. 21 August 2010. 21 August 2010. 21 August 2010.
21 August 2010. 21 August 2010. 21 August 2010. 21 August 2010.

What on earth was I thinking of?

 

**Huh?

 

you know nothing and your two friends refuse to back your claims
you really should slash your wrists in protest

 

Just another fellow body like yours eh gewwy pudgy and gravity driven

 

Agghh. I think I missed most of this year.

Theo

 

Hee oldfartedness ?

(every morning)

 

I have trouble remembering what I did this morning, and yesterday is
hazy. OTOH 1953 is quite clear.

Theo