There's no hope for him now.

<smiles sweetly>

--
Elly - a Burberry free Pixie
ZX9R-E1 - <Giggles>
Spike - FZ400 - It's dead Jim!
MRO#32 ibW#25 BoTAFOT#46 BoTAFOF #46 GP#1 UKRMRM#00 TWA#3
http://www.garagepixies.co.uk
elly at garagepixies dot co dot uk

 

At last, a woman with taste. I support you fully in any action that
you may be forced to take.

 

My lad returned from a visit to Nottingham the other month, resplendent with
new jeans trimmed with burberry check.

I went apoplectic, he merely requested the large landing net.

Bastard

--
Dan L (Oldbloke)

My bike 1996 Kawasaki ZR1100 Zephyr
M'boy's bike 2003 Honda NSR125R (Going)
Spare Bike 1990 Suzuki TS50X (Patio Ornament)
BOTAFOT #140 (KotL 2005), X-FOT#000, DIAABTCOD #26, BOMB#18 (slow)

 

First moving to cars, now burberry. I feel your pain.

 

I know, it's really shit.

However, my daughter is 16 next month, so there may be a Gilera DNA [1] in
the offing.

Today, miladdo announces that he's spent the afternoon hooning around on the
bike [2] and nearly ended up in the back of a horse lorry, whilst
complaining that the NSR is too slow. I carefully explained [3] to the ****
that had he not decided upon a fucking Renault Clio, he could have been out
on a 400. He reckons this may stillhappen, his mother reckons otherwise [4]

[1] SWMBO is very lukewarm about Celia having a bike. She says she "DOES
NOT WANT AN EFFING SCOOTER", but a geared 'ped would, I am sure, prove far
too challenging. Anyhoo, she wants to come to the bike show with me.

[2] Because the freshly applied filler to the de-locked Clio wasn't dry (I
fucking kid you not).

[3] Told him he was a Chav ****, a POV he seemed to readily accept, good
lad.

[4] It won't if she has anything to do with it, as she despises motorcycles
in all shapes and forms.

--
Dan L (Oldbloke)

My bike 1996 Kawasaki ZR1100 Zephyr
M'boy's bike 2003 Honda NSR125R (Going)
Spare Bike 1990 Suzuki TS50X (Patio Ornament)
BOTAFOT #140 (KotL 2005), X-FOT#000, DIAABTCOD #26, BOMB#18 (slow)

 

One jobcentre, I worked at, had a real snobbish bitch as manager.

Her "thing" was handbags- Gucci, Prada, all that shite...

One day she walked in with a gen-you-whine Burberry handbag......

All the girls were doing "office nice", when I wandered in to make a
cuppa.

"You *have* had a look at the other side of the counter haven't you?", I
said.

Never saw that bag again......
--

Cheers!
Fr Jack
90 CB450DX (The Moped)
FRJACKUKRM AT GMAIL DOT COM
skype: fr.jack (without the dot)
We'll open up your eyes,
just to check that you're asleep, again

 

--

Cheers!
Fr Jack
90 CB450DX (The Moped)
FRJACKUKRM AT GMAIL DOT COM
skype: fr.jack (without the dot)
We'll open up your eyes,
just to check that you're asleep, again

 

And you, my old son, can **** RIGHT OFF.

You are talking about the holiest of holies here, so tread VERY carefully
;-).

--
Dan L (Oldbloke)

My bike 1996 Kawasaki ZR1100 Zephyr
M'boy's bike 2003 Honda NSR125R (Going)
Spare Bike 1990 Suzuki TS50X (Patio Ornament)
BOTAFOT #140 (KotL 2005), X-FOT#000, DIAABTCOD #26, BOMB#18 (slow)

 

Oh, okay then. How old is your son?

 

And BGN (Who's post seems to have been deleted by the German server's
Gaydar)
is barking up the wrong tree too.

--
Dan L (Oldbloke)

My bike 1996 Kawasaki ZR1100 Zephyr
M'boy's bike 2003 Honda NSR125R (Going)
Spare Bike 1990 Suzuki TS50X (Patio Ornament)
BOTAFOT #140 (KotL 2005), X-FOT#000, DIAABTCOD #26, BOMB#18 (slow)

 

Until I saw the smiley, I was going to ask you lad for a loan of the
net... ;-P
--

Cheers!
Fr Jack
90 CB450DX (The Moped)
FRJACKUKRM AT GMAIL DOT COM
skype: fr.jack (without the dot)
We'll open up your eyes,
just to check that you're asleep, again

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Dan L

<Files under "G" for "Guaranteed Bite">

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets
and Ducati Race Engineer.

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
SBS#39 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha GTS1000

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Dan L

Probably.

But I'm not.

Unless...

Poor little bugger didn't inherit her daddy's looks, did she?

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets
and Ducati Race Engineer.

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
SBS#39 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha GTS1000

 

Good man, well spotted

--
Dan L (Oldbloke)

My bike 1996 Kawasaki ZR1100 Zephyr
M'boy's bike 2003 Honda NSR125R (Going)
Spare Bike 1990 Suzuki TS50X (Patio Ornament)
BOTAFOT #140 (KotL 2005), X-FOT#000, DIAABTCOD #26, BOMB#18 (slow)

 

You, my good man, are, quite frankly, old enough to know better.

You ought to be ashamed.

--
Dan L (Oldbloke)

My bike 1996 Kawasaki ZR1100 Zephyr
M'boy's bike 2003 Honda NSR125R (Going)
Spare Bike 1990 Suzuki TS50X (Patio Ornament)
BOTAFOT #140 (KotL 2005), X-FOT#000, DIAABTCOD #26, BOMB#18 (slow)

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, Dan L amazed us all with this pearl of wisdom:

Sweet, I'll get her to wear a habit.

 

Yup, that'd explain it.

 

Wicked Uncle Nigel says...

She inherited a couple of things from her mother though.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Lozzo

Good point(s), well made.

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets
and Ducati Race Engineer.

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
SBS#39 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha GTS1000