Things that didn't happen in France..

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Jackie, Sep 22, 2003.

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    Jackie Guest

    it didn't rain

    nobody got run over

    nobody fainted at dinner

    nobody ran out of petrol on the sunday

    nobody managed to ride the camels or the llamas from the circus in the
    car park opposite the hotel

    Bonwick didn't climb the scaffolding on the church naked

    Sally didn't climb the scaffolding at all

    Statto didn't manage to see Adie's tits even though we were sharing a
    cabin (I'll leave someone else to explain this story..)

    Ace didn't manage to chat up the local scooter bois

    nobody crashed

    nobody got their tits out

    but we all managed to have a laugh and get pissed anyway. Cheers TOG.
     
    Jackie, Sep 22, 2003
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    Paul Carmichael Guest

    Jackie wrote:

    You didn't get sunburnt...

    --

    Paul.

    Ooh look, bikes and numbers and stuff!
    CBR1100XX SuperBlackbird
    VTR1000 Firestorm
    RGV 250
    BOTAFOT #4
    BOTAFOF #30
    MRO #24
     
    Paul Carmichael, Sep 22, 2003
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    Alan.T.Gower Guest


    Excellent. It sounds like you all had a good time.
     
    Alan.T.Gower, Sep 22, 2003
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    Ace Guest

    Heh. One was enough :)
     
    Ace, Sep 22, 2003
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    Adrienne M Jenn Guest

    at least it meant I wouldn't get left behind!

    Adie
     
    Adrienne M Jenn, Sep 22, 2003
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    Ace Guest

    Oh come on, you were never more than a couple of bends behind.
     
    Ace, Sep 22, 2003
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    Hog Guest

    "Ace"
    Don't worry. It's just part of the long slide into making a decent track day
    tool.
     
    Hog, Sep 22, 2003
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    Ben Blaney Guest

    Not *all* of us got pissed.
     
    Ben Blaney, Sep 22, 2003
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    Jackie Guest

    no indeed not... but most had a laugh at Ginge getting pissed.
     
    Jackie, Sep 22, 2003
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  10. Jackie

    Ginge Guest

    "Ishe noth phissed! *hic* Now wheresh me leff?"
     
    Ginge, Sep 22, 2003
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  11. Jackie

    Ginge Guest

    I wasn't *that* bad. I simply started drinking leffe in the afternoon
    which meant I was 'quite tipsy' by teatime, and when we left the bar at
    3AM I was obviously Blaneyed.

    Quite frankly as no-one was offended or inconvenienced and I wasn't
    poorly, I couldn't give a rat's arse about it.
     
    Ginge, Sep 22, 2003
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    Ace Guest

    Heh. Just got the rough estimate - 3000 chf (about £1400) so the
    French bod wot did it's gonna have to make an insewerance claim. Says
    he's going to send through something tomorrow...
     
    Ace, Sep 23, 2003
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    Hog Guest

    There you go. Set of race bodywork and an Ohlins rear for starters.
     
    Hog, Sep 23, 2003
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  14. Jackie

    Hog Guest

    It was eerily quiet around the tents at BOSM this year. I almost went over
    to check Platy for a pulse.
     
    Hog, Sep 23, 2003
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    Pip Guest

    It's never bothered you before.
     
    Pip, Sep 23, 2003
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    Ginge Guest

    I'll bet you're glad someone knocked it over rather than clumsily
    dropping it.
     
    Ginge, Sep 23, 2003
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    Ace Guest

    Now, about that beer...
     
    Ace, Sep 23, 2003
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    Ginge Guest

    I hadn't had any when I clumsily dropped my 2 day old R6.
     
    Ginge, Sep 23, 2003
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    Pip Guest

    I may not have been particularly referring to that ... ;-)
     
    Pip, Sep 23, 2003
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    Hog Guest

    I wasn't biting...see!
    and this is my 1st post wiv Xnews. Wot's it like?
     
    Hog, Sep 23, 2003
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