This has got to hurt

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by DDastardly, Sep 25, 2007.

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    DDastardly Guest

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    Cane Guest

    Cane, Sep 25, 2007
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    DDastardly Guest

    Well I have pissed on an electric fence before now but that has gotta
    give you a crispy end

    DDastardly, Sep 25, 2007
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    Cane Guest

    Given this bit...

    "Doctors said the lightning went through my body and because I was
    wearing rubber boots it earthed itself through my penis."

    "Thankfully, the doctors said that there would be no lasting effects,
    and my penis will function normally eventually."

    I'm wondering if, in comic book style, he'll mutate into some sort of
    cock sparking super villain.
    Cane, Sep 25, 2007
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    CT Guest

    CT, Sep 25, 2007
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    darsy Guest

    Captain Electrowang
    darsy, Sep 25, 2007
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    wessie Guest

    Going to finds the source at

    When I was in Croatia, in the mountians in the centre of the Istrian
    peninsula, there were the most fantastic lightning storms I've seen. I got
    caught in one storm whilst riding in T shirt & jeans. I was battered by
    huge fucking hail stones. Fortunately a 1.5km long tunnel was ahead and I
    emerged the other side into bright sunshine at about 30C on the Adriatic

    and, another link at Metro:
    "Cyclist's 130mph downhill record"
    wessie, Sep 25, 2007
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    peter Guest

    Puymorens Tunnel?The biggest hailstones I have ever seen were not far
    from there. So big cars were stopping under bridges. Got back to the
    camp site and heard that two people had been toasted by lightning a
    kilometre or so from the lake (Matemale) where I had just been waving
    a fishing rod (not carbon fibre luckily) about.

    In fact I suspect you mean the Envalira tunnel, in which case strictly
    speaking you were already in Andorra.

    peter, Sep 25, 2007
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    platypus Guest

    Trouser Taser.
    platypus, Sep 25, 2007
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    Rich B Guest

    It was the "eventually" I liked.
    Rich B, Sep 25, 2007
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    Paul - xxx Guest

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    Cane Guest

    Buzz Bayonet
    Cane, Sep 25, 2007
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    Danny Guest

    On our way back from Andorra to Gerona we had everything from freezing
    fog to giant hailstones. The journey took over 4 hours and we
    sheltered in that tunnel (or whatever tunnel it was) to get slightly
    warmer... I'd do it all again. In fact we are, only this time in a
    car, since I don't have time to ride down there again. Same time of
    year as last time, so I hope to see the same weather :)
    Danny, Sep 25, 2007
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    darsy Guest

    maybe it'll shrink instead, and he'll need an electron microscope to
    find it.
    darsy, Sep 25, 2007
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    Cane Guest

    are you positive?
    Cane, Sep 25, 2007
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    CT Guest

    I could answer that but I'd have to charge.
    CT, Sep 25, 2007
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    wessie Guest

    With that attitude, prepare to be isolated.
    wessie, Sep 25, 2007
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    Rick Guest

    ffs would you lot start conducting yourselves properly
    Rick, Sep 25, 2007
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    wessie Guest

    Faraday or two, maybe. Won't last though.
    wessie, Sep 25, 2007
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    Rick Guest

    Ampere's the rub.
    Rick, Sep 25, 2007
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