This has me in stitches

http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/page1.html

 

Bear said...

There are pages and pages of them. Brilliance, and I don't even like
Chuck Norris.........but don't tell him.

 

'Scuse my ignorance but what sort of a verb is 'teabag'
and wtf is Chuck Norris?

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Lozzo

"Chuck Norris was the fourth wise man, who gave baby Jesus the gift of
beard, which he carried with him until he died. The other three wise men
were enraged by the preference that Jesus showed to Chuck's gift, and
arranged to have him written out of the bible. All three died soon after
of mysterious roundhouse-kick related injuries."

I approve.

Genuine LOLs Lozzo, thanks for that mate.

--
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public toilet with the lid closed.

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I have no spirit to play with you; your dearth of judgment renders you
tedious.[/QUOTE]

I did rather like Walker:Texas Ranger.

Ali

 

I've never even heard of Chuck Norris, and you can tell him if you like.

 

Excellent. I've had to bookmark the site for future reference.

 

Forehead?

I believe you missed the target by some amount.

HTH.

 

Chuck Norris doesn't use bookmarks, he just creates a pile of corpses
around any information he may have to return to.

 

On Friday 10 February 2006 20:46, Lozzo [] wrote in

Crouching Chuck, Hidden Norris.

Very silly and one to bookma... er... pile corpses around.

 

Had me crying tears of laughter by the bathfull. My personal favourite
so far is "Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door."

I'm just off to have my ribs strapped up...

 

That is Very Silly. I like it.

 

Paul Varnsverry said...

I rate it as the silliest website I have ever seen.