This has me in stitches

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Lozzo, Aug 12, 2008.

  1. Lozzo

    Lozzo Guest



    NSFW...in any way shape or form
     
    Lozzo, Aug 12, 2008
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    Alan Guest


    I saw this a week or so ago, still makes me laugh, I wonder how she
    gets on giving head?

    Alan
     
    Alan, Aug 12, 2008
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    Pip Guest

    And as ginger as you get, really.
     
    Pip, Aug 12, 2008
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    wessie Guest

    The whole of medical science would like to know what causes Tourette's
    Syndrome. Thought to be neurological rather than psychological.
    It's not only swear words. Any word or phrase that is taboo in a certain
    context might be uttered e.g. racial or religious abuse; pointing out
    someone is disabled or gay and so on. Obscene gestures, copropraxia can
    also be a symptom of Tourette's.

    With Tourette's, only about 15% have this copralalia. Fortunately, even
    though my lad swears a lot it's all voluntary. His TS is mainly manifested
    in physical tics and OCD. He had vocal tics when younger.
     
    wessie, Aug 12, 2008
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    Krusty Guest

    Fucking crippled arse-bandit paki kikes the lot of 'em[1].

    [1] Smiley available on request.


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    Krusty, Aug 12, 2008
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  6. Ignorant ****.
     
    The Older Gentleman, Aug 12, 2008
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    wessie Guest

    I think my lad's mother uttered something like that, recently. She thought
    dealing with TS was a trial. He's 17 and has got himself hooked up with a
    bunny boiler girlfriend. Apparently, there are mood swings.

    Absent parentage has its advantages and is funny as ****. Until I become
    UKRM's youngest grandparent...
     
    wessie, Aug 12, 2008
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    Nige Guest

    Fucking pricless **** ****
     
    Nige, Aug 13, 2008
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    Beav Guest

    Is that an Austin A35 he's in? Could be an A30 I suppose.


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    Beav, Aug 13, 2008
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    Andy Bonwick Guest

    Paul's younger than that by a couple of years.

    We're not counting step grandkids here are we?
     
    Andy Bonwick, Aug 14, 2008
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  11. I think I probably already am...

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    Paul.
    CBR1100XX SuperBlackbird (Buen mueble de patio)
    And a pushbike of some sort.
    BOTAFOT #4
    BOTAFOF #30
    MRO #24
    OMF #15
    UKRMMA #30

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    Paul Carmichael, Aug 14, 2008
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    Rudy Lacchin Guest

    49 years 4 months?
     
    Rudy Lacchin, Aug 14, 2008
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  13. 47 next month.
    Nah, this one's from my stock. Must be 6 or 7 years old by now. Never
    seen it. Mind you, I never saw it's father even though it was friend of
    my step kids. The older one of which by the way, turned 30 yesterday.

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    Paul.
    CBR1100XX SuperBlackbird (Buen mueble de patio)
    And a pushbike of some sort.
    BOTAFOT #4
    BOTAFOF #30
    MRO #24
    OMF #15
    UKRMMA #30

    Ovejas y buitres:
    http://obscuredomainname.org
     
    Paul Carmichael, Aug 14, 2008
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    Adie Guest

    *waves*

    40 when she was born.
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    Adie, Aug 14, 2008
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    Beav Guest

    She'd better get a move on or she'll be too old to have grandkids of her own
    by the time she's 16.

    And what the **** will she look like when she reaches puberty?


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    Beav, Aug 14, 2008
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  16. It's about right for the A30 with the smaller window - buggered if they
    had headrests, then.
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    "It's a moron working with power tools.
    How much more suspenseful can you get?"
    - House
     
    Grimly Curmudgeon, Aug 15, 2008
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    Beav Guest

    I used to use my passengers thighs.


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    Beav, Aug 16, 2008
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