*This* is why we do it ourselves

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by M J Carley, May 26, 2009.

  1. M J Carley

    T i m Guest

    She could but while she's spending our money we like a say in the
    mater. She stayed over at a mates last night so I picked a pair of
    Oxford jobbies from Argos this morning and I helped her fit them today
    (advice rather than doing). We went out for a test ride with the
    panniers full of stuff and then with the addition of all her climbing
    gear in one of those waterproof roll-down bags on top (across the
    pillion position). She seemed quite happy with it but had to bring a
    tTaquando type turning kick into play to get on and off the bike
    afterwards! ;-)
    Blige. Tough test.
    Some are that's for sure. ;-)
    Ah. And how old is she?
    They do indeed.

    When ours was quite new she was out with Granny and Grandad in the
    car. Granny offered her a treat and said .. "Would you like a Jaffa
    cake?"

    "No Granny' said v young daughter, "It's ker (as in curling ker) for
    cake" .. ;-)
    Yup. Take all the fucking safety stickers off everything and let
    Darwin work his magic on all the stupid people (and hence keep their
    numbers down).

    T i m
     
    T i m, May 31, 2009
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  2. M J Carley

    T i m Guest

    <snip good stuff>

    Outside the poor tools and materials thing and acknowledging that a
    percentage of the attendees would rather be somewhere else there is
    still the lack of pride in what many do these days. The 'that's good
    enough' approach to doing things.

    Daughter left her 3D design course partly because of the lackadaisical
    and disrespectful attitude of some of the students, something she's
    seen repeated on the Arb course. A seemingly total lack of respect for
    their mentors, the course, the system and it's property.

    Luckily when I were a lad such things were simply not considered
    acceptable. Talking when your tutor was talking would get you first
    warned then thrown out the class. 'Fucking about' with the equipment
    or in general could get you thrown off permanently (and it was no idle
    threat). hey can't so easily do that today ... accountants and 'bums
    on seats' etc. ;-(

    But then we probably knew what was good for us and realised what we
    got was a good thing so appreciated it more and tried harder?

    However, you still get round pegs in square holes ... kids on courses
    for the wrong reasons or with no aptitude for the particular subject.
    I was never 'interested' in much of the purely academic stuff [1],
    only being bovvered if I saw it having a practical use outside the
    classroom. I was bovvered about anything requiring hand skills hence
    often scoring 100% for on any test work I was ask to produce. [2]

    T i m

    [1] But for the mentioned 'old school' reasons didn't disrupt those
    who were.

    [1] When I was at BT we had to do a test piece which involved
    terminating 100 wires onto a terminal block. The wires had to be in
    the colour order as prescribed, each joint had to be wrapped 1-1.5
    times before soldering and no 'insulation runbacks' were permitted.
    Apparently I was one of the few students to ever get 100% on that task
    and my test piece was still in the display cabinet when I left BT 5
    years later. ;-)
     
    T i m, Jun 1, 2009
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  3. M J Carley

    dog Guest

    what research?
     
    dog, Jun 1, 2009
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  4. M J Carley

    dog Guest

    you didn't know that? sheesh
     
    dog, Jun 1, 2009
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  5. M J Carley

    Beav Guest

    One of the many things.


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    Beav

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    Beav, Jun 1, 2009
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  6. M J Carley

    Beav Guest

    Nothing like a bit of gymnastics to keep you (her) supple.
    It was a fucker.
    We're into that now. Kicking and curly "k's".
    And it's not going to get any better either.

    We have a nice big road hereabouts called "The East Lancs". This goes from
    Manc to Liverpool (although why anyone would want to go to Liverpool is
    beyond me) and it was *the* main road between the two until the opening of
    the M62. The East Lancs is still an "almost" motorway being a wide dual
    carriageway with two lanes each way and a **** off massive central
    reservation. A few sets of lights and a couple of roundabouts and that's it,
    but it's now being speed re-adjusted to suit it's new role as an urban road
    (like **** is it urban). 32 miles of 50 fucking MPH. Fucking push bikes are
    going faster.

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    Beav

    VN 750
    Zed 1000
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    Beav, Jun 1, 2009
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  7. M J Carley

    Beav Guest

    Nina research. It's special.


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    VN 750
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    Beav, Jun 1, 2009
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  8. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, T i m
    " "
    =8^O

    " "

    Still, she's got to learn somehow, I suppose.

    --
    Wicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest"

    I have already made the greatest contribution to the fight against climate
    change that I can make: I have decided not to breed. Now quit bugging me and
    go and talk to the Catholics.
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Jun 1, 2009
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  9. M J Carley

    Lady Nina Guest

    As an example I was going to link you to the coverage of one completed
    project in the Graun but I prefer to keep my work out of UKRM as much
    as possible. Unlike some I don't feel the need to flood the group with
    details.

    Every now and again (when I'm actually reading the group) some blanket
    condemnation gets me riled up enough to respond. Usually after I've
    seen some excellent practice which is making an enormous difference to
    individuals, their families and their community.
     
    Lady Nina, Jun 1, 2009
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  10. M J Carley

    Andy Bonwick Guest

    snip>
    It doesn't happen very often does it?
     
    Andy Bonwick, Jun 2, 2009
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  11. M J Carley

    T i m Guest

    Sorry fella you've whooshed me there I think.

    T i m
     
    T i m, Jun 2, 2009
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  12. M J Carley

    zymurgy Guest

    I was never 'ungifted' academically, but I still took Metalwork at O
    Level.
    You only need a pair of tinsnips to make a "fighting star" ... ;)

    Paul.
     
    zymurgy, Jul 26, 2009
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  13. M J Carley

    Steve Guest

    And cost, and no-one who knows how to, etc.

    These new vocational diplomas mean that we have been re-training
    teachers to teach metal bashing. And then there's the lack of maths and
    science teachers who can run with practical vocational type material and
    who, shock horror, might have to get involved with "engineers" for god's
    sake or even get their hands a bit dirty.

    The schools have had money thrown at them to buy the gear, but no-one
    can use it or know what it takes to look after it.

    Joined up thinking not taking place again.....

    Steve
     
    Steve, Jul 26, 2009
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  14. It's sad but true my nephew is taking (at school) a course in street-
    dance (whatever that is - I assumed it was this
    but it's not). He hasn't got
    the option of physics etc, just 'science' which appears to be based on a
    syllabus designed by Michael Bentine.
     
    Simon Atkinson, Jul 27, 2009
    #94
  15. No more apprenticeships to send the little darlings onto afterwards and
    the demise of Technical Colleges and Polytecnics (they've all rebranded
    as Universities now) along with few opportunities for proper technical
    work after training. Best to set the little loves expectations at
    'working in a call centre' from the beginning.

    If we'd kept the secondary modern schools I think lots of kids would have
    more of a chance. It was the one chance for Billy Scroggins from
    Scumsville to have a good start in life - if he passed the 11+ off he
    went to the Grammar school. Now, if you live in Scumsville then it's
    pretty much St Scum's comprehensive for you. If you want a good
    comprehensive then your parents need to work hard enough to ensure you
    live in the catchment area of a decent one, and not everyone has that
    opportunity.
     
    Simon Atkinson, Jul 27, 2009
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  16. M J Carley

    dog Guest

    you only need a pencil to put someone's eye out.

    ban pencils!
     
    dog, Jul 31, 2009
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