This made Oi larf...

http://i54.tinypic.com/25swydl.jpg?ref=nf

"Religion is like a penis.

It's fine to have one.

It's fine to be proud of it.

But please don't whip it out in public and start waving it around.

And PLEASE don't try to shove it down my children's throats."

 

You have children?!

*worried*

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Owen

Not that I know of.

I'm not.

 

Super!

 

I may just nick that in honour of the visit of the kiddie fiddler in
chief.

 

Hasn't it been cancelled due to lack of interest....

 

Sadly not. I'm commemorating his visit by printing out a pic of him &
sitting on it. Naked, obviously.

 

I have the perfect office location for a 'book depository'. But I'll
content myself with just ignoring him.

 

Sadly not http://www.thepapalvisit.org.uk/2010-Visit/Events-Timeline
maybe some mad weegie will do the business.

 

I think the Turin Shroud sums up the RCC perfectly

 

R4 this morning on how hated Oirish Cafflicks were in the West of Scotland.
It seems there is no shortage of willing assassins today. Apparenty there
is a chant at Ibrox "the famine is over it's safe to go home", which me
laugh rather loudly.

 

The obvious answer is God is testing our Faith

That's really quite funny

 

what did he do to deserve having to fly out of Birmingham?

 

I was only there the once, (and also in the Supporters Club).

Never again.

 

fly > out of Birmingham?

Well, if he doesn't know the answer ....

 

is the question:

"When do post edits exceed the recommendation for USENET line
lengths..."

 

Plus, IIRC, the hands' bloodstains on the Shroud are in the palms,
whereas every fule kno the nails went through the wrist.

 

That's sad but funny too.

 

Not according to John, they didn't.

Then again, in verse 17 he cannot be touched, and in verse 27, Thomas
is poking fingers hither and thither.

 

Those bloody Yanks, see - can't keep their bloody fingers out.