three bad drivers today

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by jsp, Sep 9, 2003.

  1. jsp

    jsp Guest

    1. Discovery out of control heading towards me around a corner on my
    side of the road. Eeeek!

    2. Driver pulling out infront of me at junction

    3. twat whou couldn't decide what lane to drive in.

    But I won't tell you about them, because we've all been there and some
    people don't like that sort of post.

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    John

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    and naked
     
    jsp, Sep 9, 2003
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  2. jsp

    SteveH Guest

    All sorts of blind cunts out there today.

    Coming home from work, was waiting at a junction to pull onto the A5 and
    saw a Mondeo in full 'battenburg' livery pass. Let a few more cars past
    and pulled out.

    I could see the Mondeo wasn't a plod car as the blocks were green and
    yellow.... but all the other numpties on the road stuck behind it at
    50mph :-(

    Even when we hit a dual-carriageway, everyone crept past at 69mph.... of
    course, having spotted it as a paramedic car, I flew past at 90-ish as
    soon as I got a chance.
     
    SteveH, Sep 9, 2003
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  3. jsp

    SteveH Guest

    Jeremy Clarkson, ISTR.
     
    SteveH, Sep 9, 2003
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  4. jsp

    Onejob Guest

    I almost hit a motorbike today in my Discovery. Kids were late for
    school ya see. I came screeching round the corner and almost flattened
    the ****.

    I felt so bad, I turned round and took a short cut back. As I pulled
    out of a junction, I almost had him off AGAIN!

    Would you believe it, but with all that on my mind and 3 screeming
    kids in the back, I couldn't decide whether to go to school or not.
    AND THERE HE WAS AGAIN, up my arse (not literally).

    So don't tell me YOU had a bad day.
     
    Onejob, Sep 9, 2003
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  5. jsp

    jsp Guest

    You just couldn't resist, could you ;-)

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    John

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    jsp, Sep 9, 2003
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  6. jsp

    jsp Guest

    Heh, another typical cage driver.

    btw, yer sig sep's fucked.


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    John

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    jsp, Sep 9, 2003
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  7. The next Volvo driver won't.
     
    The Older Gentleman, Sep 9, 2003
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  8. jsp

    jsp Guest

    That would be Big Tony, then.

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    John

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    jsp, Sep 9, 2003
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  9. SteveH wrote
    I had a glorious little chug.

    Left home at 11 to get to Southend to see the accountant. The sun was
    out, the roads were empty so I decided to go down the sea front. When I
    came out I had a little plod along the front still further towards
    Shoebury coz the sun was still out and the tide was still in. Came home
    via the still amazingly empty twisties and a detour back into Southend
    half way through to have a cup of tea round at my baby's doss.
     
    steve auvache, Sep 9, 2003
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  10. jsp

    jsp Guest

    Disciverys did rather perturb me today.

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    John

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    Black it is
    and naked
     
    jsp, Sep 9, 2003
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  11. jsp

    jsp Guest

    Gotcha, sorry.

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    John

    SV650
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    jsp, Sep 9, 2003
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  12. In uk.rec.motorcycles, Bear said:
    You can add BMW 3 series drivers to them as well, speshly the young city
    suit type twats.
     
    Whinging Courier, Sep 9, 2003
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  13. jsp

    Steve Guest

    [snip]

    Sadly I doubt most A-class drivers (or any drivers for that matter) have
    even realised it's possible to have 'side visibility'...
     
    Steve, Sep 9, 2003
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    Lozzo Guest

    Bear fascinated us all by saying...
    My old school mate Steve Mattin was the man who designed the A Class.
    Want me to go round his dads and ask him to redesign it properly for you.

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    Lozzo, Sep 9, 2003
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    deadmail Guest

    It's OK, a Saab isn't a BMW. Oh, and he said young city
    suit types...
     
    deadmail, Sep 10, 2003
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    catman Guest

    No, it came up in conversation between Clarkson and Alan Davies. It
    was someone *like* Stirling Moss or summat.

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    catman, Sep 10, 2003
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    Alan.T.Gower Guest


    People carrier drivers are bad. They think they own the road.
     
    Alan.T.Gower, Sep 10, 2003
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  18. jsp

    Onejob Guest

    :)
     
    Onejob, Sep 10, 2003
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  19. Quite right too. The "I'm bigger than you"
    intimidation works a treat round here :)

    Phil

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    Phil Launchbury, Sep 10, 2003
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    Alan.T.Gower Guest

     
    Alan.T.Gower, Sep 10, 2003
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